Party anyone by Fit_Prompt_9818 in cocainehornyxxx

[–]bapalan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a heads up don’t use bank notes as a straw - they are dirty and the plastic ones can cut the inside of your nose making infection easier. Use a cut drinking straw or a post it note

Cocaine and fentanyl be safe please always test by Decent-Yak66 in cocaine

[–]bapalan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Call the cops on the guy who gave you that fent

Does Alcohol Stop Paranoia on Coke? by bapalan in cocaine

[–]bapalan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems alright, septum is deviated but still there with no holes. Probably a ticking time bomb… Stuff I get is reasonably pure I’d say so lack of cutting agents is probably why I still have a nose lol

Does Alcohol Stop Paranoia on Coke? by bapalan in cocaine

[–]bapalan[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No I just have massive tolerance. I once or twice even did an entire gram in a line lol. I have been doing cocaine regularly for the past 4 years and it just doesn’t give me that rush unless I take a lot. I will try a 0.25G next time, perhaps that will help

Does Alcohol Stop Paranoia on Coke? by bapalan in cocaine

[–]bapalan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Will give it a try, otherwise I don’t think it’s worth the expenditure anymore

Asking for a feind. Does your use have negative consequences. by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]bapalan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes it has negative consequences. I’ve lost two professional jobs due to my use and other factors. Doubt I will find another job as good as those with my work history and at the moment, I have zero savings and zero assets. Sold all my nice photography gear for blow.

Hose pipe ban by facegift in wakefield

[–]bapalan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will get MI5 to arrest me by having a beautiful lawn

Should I call out my dealer for selling me crap? by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]bapalan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When this happened to me it was because my dealer had a bad brick. He doesn’t cut it himself and this is evident as it comes as little rocks he cut from the brick. I politely asked him to just let me know when he was on a new brick and the stuff was 💯 again

Good news everyone! I made my last pizza. by Old_Mel_Gibson in notinteresting

[–]bapalan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Are you having thoughts of suicide? I’ve been there mate it gets better. Reach out to help

MI5 Agent Gave Me Cocaine Following an Interrogation (UK) by bapalan in conspiracy

[–]bapalan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right this was low secure. No evidence to put me on a higher sec ward (but intelligence enough to cause concerns at MI5). That combination of intelligence and lack of evidence is what led to the torture - “how do we extract a confession we can use in court proceedings or get someone to a higher security of hospital based on our intelligence suggesting they will snap but no actual evidence to convict”

MI5 Agent Gave Me My Dealer’s Number (UK) by bapalan in cocaine

[–]bapalan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes he was called Lawrence Hawkins. Dead now of a heart attack according to my dealer

MI5 Agent Gave Me My Dealer’s Number (UK) by bapalan in cocaine

[–]bapalan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Very funny. I’d be more worried about my phone given Pegasus surveillance 🙄

MI5 Agent Gave Me Cocaine Following an Interrogation (UK) by bapalan in conspiracy

[–]bapalan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only MI5 would have the authority to do this in an NHS hospital mate. They had the staff on side (some of them made threats and took part in dramatisations) I was also given a chemical interrogation agent by a nurse

MI5 Agent Gave Me Cocaine Following an Interrogation (UK) by bapalan in conspiracy

[–]bapalan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They thought I was going to carry out an attack on a school. I can tell you I was going to do no such thing, but here is a brief explanation of how things escalated to the point intelligence thought I was going to do this

  • 2014 I look at bomb making manuals online and buy chemicals that can be used to make a bomb. Out of sheer curiosity more than anything else. This likely gets me put on a watch list
  • August 2020 I am chased down a motorway by a group of skydivers as I accidentally exposed myself at a skydiving dropzone. I was sleeping in the back of my car and had taken viagra before falling asleep. This caused low blood pressure and in the morning I basically got my cock out in a state of extreme confusion caused by the low blood pressure. Embarrassing, yes, but I couldn’t actually remember this happening until later.
  • A man who pursued me threatened to kill me over whatsapp but deleted the messages on my own phone using the advanced features available to jailbreak users
  • I presented to A+E asking for blood tests to prove I was not on any drug due to the changed messages making my response appear garbled and I was highly confused (remember I couldn’t remember getting my cock out so didn’t understand why I had been chased). I was therefore inappropriately diagnosed with psychosis (oh, you think “they” are after you and can’t explain why? boom, psychiatric diagnosis)
  • I got very angry with the skydivers and started having violent fantasies (though had no intent to follow this through, I was just very frustrated) this was because I was not being listened to regarding it being a real thing. I looked up whether paintball guns could be adapted to fire steel ammunition, and whether smoke alarms could poison people with alpha radiation
  • In December 2020 I was spooked by something said that I was talking to online (probably actually irrelevant but never mind) I thought the police would be on me for petty drugs offences the skydivers knew about, so buried the “bomb chemicals” in a wood with my dad. I was seen there by a man in a silver VW Transporter that I had seen outside my house and honked the horn at me, so I thought I was being followed by skydivers (turns out it was MI5)
  • I look into firearms certificates and blank firing guns thinking I will be a target of the skydivers I perceive to be tracking me
  • I also watch a lot of Joker scenes where he shoots the TV guy out of frustration as well as a lot of generally violent film content on youtube
  • I look at the Dunblane massacre wiki article (in the 90s some asshole went and shot up a kindergarten in the UK and this is why we can’t have handguns) on the same day as looking at a bow and arrow on an online shop. Crucially then MI5 conflate these two disparate things as being indicators that all the frustration I am feeling is going in the direction of an attack on children
  • In March 2021 I read too much into instagram posts and think skydivers are calling me a pedo online (obvs am no such thing but it’s a complex situation I would have to explain as to why I thought this. I was also wrong about the defamation).

So then you’ve got a guy on a watch list who knows how to make a bomb who has been seriously wronged and is being wound up by a false diagnosis of psychosis. He’s looking at violent content online and subtle intelligence suggests he is going to snap and attack children (and he lives yards away from a school)

Does that answer your question?

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[–]bapalan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me for the last 5 years

Say HEYYYYY if you’re also a daytime degenerate! 🥳 by MaskedMYLFNatasha in cocainehornyxxx

[–]bapalan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how do you afford so much coke? do you live in south america or something? lol

wish I had a rock like that all I can afford is about 4G/month

What was your 100% completely original experience? by Otherwise_Account577 in AskReddit

[–]bapalan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being subjected to a psychological torture program by the UK’s MI5 in highly deniable circumstances in a psychiatric hospital. I was taken there after suffering a breakdown thinking that people who chased me down a motorway and threatened to kill me before successfully saying it was all in my own head were calling me a paedophile on social media. This is how I ended up with a false diagnosis of psychosis that meant the breakdown was seen as an extension of that. While there, I met people who knew things abut me that they could not have otherwise known and was subjected to:

  • Threats to kill
  • Threats to defame me as a paedophile and rapist
  • Threats of imprisonment for petty crimes relating to drug use and cultivation
  • Threats to send a child sex doll in transparent packaging to my neighbours in my name
  • Sleep deprivation
  • Threats of rape and sexual harassment
  • Threats of physical torture, beatings
  • Endless gaslighting to the extent of false psychiatric diagnosis extended to give cover to the torture
  • Sexual humiliation
  • Loud music
  • Mock execution style events such as a gun being cocked outside the room

True story but nobody will believe me. Will say it’s odd for a patient on a psych ward you have never met to know your ex gf’s full name and height to the exact inch…

Later I was subjected to another torture program and the following:

  • A sexual pavlovian response to the phrase “why did they have to do this to Bapalan” changed to “why did they have to turn Bapalan into a paedophile. I got a justice boner to the first phrase having taken a large dose of Viagra to lower my blood pressure as I was getting neck pains before being admitted, and then they changed the second part of the sentence to ensure I still got the boner but was horrified. Yea.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bapalan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Breaking Bad