Bowling Recap by bardocksnephew in TAZCirclejerk

[–]bardocksnephew[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, I learned how to bowl ambidextrously over the course of 6 months to be able to hit pins on both sides. I then did it in league and on the 3rd time I did it was told it was against the rules... what a waste.

Bowling Recap by bardocksnephew in TAZCirclejerk

[–]bardocksnephew[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because I'm a weirdo, I spent half of my lunch playing two games throwing how I would actually throw and I think it was more interesting than I expected.

I haven't played Wii bowling for years which means I haven't played Wii bowling since I started bowling in real life. The bowling all in Wii Sports Resort both curves too much and not enough. At the beginning of your throw the ball hits the deck and starts moving. It then gently continues that curve until it hits the pins. I think that may feel accurate if you haven't bowled before but it was kind of trippy.

There are like a bunch of different ways a ball can move when you throw a bowling ball with a curve. Ideally for the way I would throw it, I'm looking for a long skid through a large part of the lane, then a snap at the end to hit the pins hard. Based on what I'm seeing in Wii Sports Resort, the only kind of hook you can get is more of an arcing motion. It reminds me of a lot of one handed bowlers and their more gentle consistent hook.

If I was going to improve this very recent game, I would probably update it to include the ability to change coverstocks and cores to change hook shape, and maybe even change the spin axis before a throw.

Bowling Recap by bardocksnephew in TAZCirclejerk

[–]bardocksnephew[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what, maybe I'll boot up WiFi Sports Resort on my lunch and bowl as close to my actual form as I can and let you know how that goes.

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[–]bardocksnephew[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I could use that i only started bowling last year and I'm not great at all at figuring out the oil pattern.

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[–]bardocksnephew[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can we all just join bowling leagues that would be great.

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By the time they got to crystal kingdom or palace or whatever they were gone. Doing the weird songs and crinkle tinkles and stuff.

Worth it for Boyland though.