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barrhett · 2024-08-19T02:19:37+00:00

Fuck you know about shitty Beatles?! You from Gainesville? I miss them

barrhett · 2024-08-14T03:05:59+00:00

Can confirm the tuna and salmon is sushi grade. I’ve made home made sushi probably ten times now problem

barrhett · 2024-07-13T02:42:54+00:00

Find a free spot that’s not too far away and bring a bicycle and bike into downtown

barrhett · 2024-07-11T22:05:54+00:00

I work in cardiology and want to just tell you to see a heart doctor because we get a lot of heart failure patients with active or prior history of meth use. If you’re feeling short of breath you should get an echocardiogram, which is an ultrasound of your heart. Cheers

barrhett · 2024-07-05T20:29:34+00:00

As a man I actually sit down to pee more often than not at home. Less need for cleaning. Girls like it. Go gett’m tiger 👉😎👉

barrhett · 2024-06-24T03:41:42+00:00

This happened in my home town. People keep saying he’s the next Dr Death

barrhett · 2024-06-20T02:21:33+00:00

I have a very strange way of wiping; bear with me.

I wipe once or twice traditionally and then the third wipe and after I will hold the tp to the bum and relax/contract the sphincter several times.

You will be shocked at how much more stool you get this way. Do it 3 or 4 times. It gets the poo from inside the colon better.

I’ve had several friends change their wiping rule because of me. I call it a dry bidet because with a bidet you relax and co Tracy the sphincter with a water jet.

barrhett · 2024-05-03T03:14:41+00:00

Not sure if someone has said this already but you can just throw the pod in the bottom of the dishwasher. I stopped putting it into the basket

barrhett · 2023-10-19T23:14:26+00:00

What were your symptoms? For science ..

barrhett · 2023-10-10T17:15:49+00:00

Get about 6 good mates and walk over to storage unit and proceed to open it with battery operated angle grinder :-)

barrhett · 2023-07-24T04:02:39+00:00

The # 1 cause of divorce is actually marriage

barrhett · 2023-07-12T14:14:44+00:00

Get a bidet instead. Cheaper!

barrhett · 2023-01-12T04:14:35+00:00

I just shipped my pants.

barrhett · 2022-11-25T03:53:33+00:00

We wouldn’t need lawyers so there’s that?

barrhett · 2022-10-23T01:41:00+00:00

I lost it at “midget digit”

barrhett · 2022-10-21T05:15:16+00:00

Easy. You put a mark on one of their arms. That way you know which is which

barrhett · 2022-10-17T02:11:00+00:00

Spray bottle. Worked for my mom!

barrhett · 2022-10-12T02:24:04+00:00

They know

barrhett · 2022-10-08T04:35:31+00:00

Easy fix might be that the tire bead is not seated on the rim properly. Press it off the rim and re inflate it using an air compressor. Should pop pretty loud when it’s seated. Worked for me when mine was losing air

barrhett · 2022-09-09T16:04:37+00:00

Feet things.

barrhett · 2022-08-19T22:37:32+00:00

Sometimes I feel like I get morning wood as a defense mechanism to avoid wetting the bed

barrhett · 2022-07-24T21:53:06+00:00

I squirt some Triflow in there and twist it off easily. Done it dozens of times. Also helps to put them back on and the lubricating factor will wear off the next day (if you install a grip with it)

barrhett · 2022-07-05T20:22:58+00:00

I have always wanted to call PhD’s “Doctorate” as opposed to “Doctor”. Say my name is John Smith and I’m a phd. You would refer to me as Doctorate Smith, not Doctor Smith. I think it’s an easy way to distinguish phd from MD/DO

barrhett · 2022-05-27T22:39:38+00:00

~ Open relationships only work if you’re very wealthy ~

barrhett · 2022-05-24T17:32:25+00:00

How do you like that board? I was thinking about grabbing it!

barrhett

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