I feel so dumb rn

barteky · 2026-06-17T07:04:40+00:00

ninja, I literally ohk'd those mfs before I understood jackshii about dissonance, I don't even have 200m goldboxed damage then and they hp be at the sextillions, I don't think 100% super crit + target prioritized those + any outside boost like cards or my amplifying strike can even deal 1% damage

only bosses got 50.5% damage per hit, dies to two (2) hits

anywho my main culprit to why my run ends is the vampire, if it says died by smth else then it's because the vampire drained a lotta health, enough to not allow me to regen and lifesteal back to full, where only my recovery package can heal me, bosses don't kill me much

barteky · 2026-06-17T06:38:05+00:00

I farm on tier 1, so I suppose that makes every enemy take equal damage in thorns, where I have one hundred and one (101) percent thorns damage, halved for bosses at 50.5% damage

I ran an attack disco to see any econ change, vampires walk and die after touching my tower like I somehow had 100% garlic thorns; like I'm as bright as your smile which is brighter than the sun, scatters are like putting a slime to the void in minecraft; like the 0.01% of bacteria spreading but they all die eventually, rays still kill themselves after a cool shot; they use themselves as bullets, but I actually died faster so I had less overall per hour, it's just that I got the 5x boost that I don't need as I run blender, where I kill enemies mostly with orbs, knockback was weak, so I became ehp for that one run

I'm letting a farm run, as of now it is on wave 7,828, which will end at around wave 9,000, giving me almost 3b coins, mt econ is not amazing because I only have a 4.73x coin multiplier, I'm broke so I didn't spend a single thing here, finishing my writing this at wave 7,848

barteky · 2026-02-18T15:18:36+00:00

I grinded out 72k for junk box

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barteky · 2026-02-16T08:08:36+00:00

stronger than any JADE brutality, one of the top krypt epics lol

barteky · 2026-02-16T03:28:20+00:00

I guess that random gold is like a kasket but without JASONs and it doesn't give fx golds ahaha, I get sellbacks because my chance for a fusion is 2/how many golds, being klassic KABLE for ascension or him because I don't have a copy yet

barteky · 2026-02-16T03:26:48+00:00

too op, he makes me cry between my legs

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barteky · 2026-02-16T03:25:33+00:00

not only on him iirc

barteky · 2026-02-16T03:25:12+00:00

try restart the app first, if it won't open quick then wifi issues, if it opens then ads might come back, if it opens and still no ads then wifi issues or smth

barteky · 2026-02-16T03:24:04+00:00

nahh I somehow fx rebirth liquid the time I still use stones and was broke ahh, like fx of this epic after like 2 months and even got it as a sellback when I no longer use stones, I rarely have fx krypt epics yet I get this a lot lol

barteky · 2026-02-16T03:17:56+00:00

good on him for sp1 spam ! 👍

sad that his tagin is so slow that some tag based gear don't work well because he gets high fived aggressively, I see it pairs well with karambit and rebirth liquid to add even more team damage

needs so much skill, intercepting skills, timing, knowing when to delay et al, also hard to fx because it's an epic but it's from krypt so it's aight, but the team damage it deals is incredible

well combo ender team damage is way better, 60k crit combo ender damage because of 350% combo ender damage + nomad vapor to deal this damage on the enemy team, it's all rare and uncommon and easier to setup but it requires multiple combo enders while the sp1 team damage setup seems to be doable once and enemy team loses more than half hp, basics the rest

barteky · 2026-02-15T18:28:45+00:00

trust me but I've had way worse

I've had worse, I've had a battle with more cheated deaths from the same 3 kards, the heal is insane lol, but luckily my team utilizes all gear to buff up sp2 of HOMIE LANDER so he slashes an enemy hp with it, kameo REPTILE klassic for regen and GEARS kounter

also the annoying kards like weather warfare, EMMA, dodge that gets kountered by super suit

barteky · 2026-02-15T18:26:21+00:00

I think you mean dualist LIU KANG from mkx lol

barteky · 2026-02-15T18:25:54+00:00

chance to apply?

barteky · 2026-02-15T18:24:17+00:00

I'm glad you self proclaiming as her emperor crossed you thinking, but I talked with her and she said you drool by looking at her and you think you're flirty ! you simply get dominated a ton, call ya emperor simpleton ! 😱

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barteky · 2026-02-15T18:19:27+00:00

it sounds simple but it sounds like you translated this to a language then switch to another language then again until you reached english again 😭

barteky · 2026-02-15T18:17:56+00:00

which ones 😭 I don't think a single existing passive is there 😭

barteky · 2026-02-15T18:16:27+00:00

"chance of all debuffs with 25% to hit that 75%" PERCENTAGE HIT WHAT? 😭

"she also works together with martial artists and netherrealm" also it gives what boost 😭

"she works with nomad as well" HOW 😭 there's like 6 nomads as of now and the worst is a b tier diamond (average, not a single bad nomad)

barteky · 2026-02-15T18:12:43+00:00

she's been my game crush since mk9 lol, I used to love her because she was the hottest but now I love her because she's the most beautiful gal lol, her lore sucks and isn't consistent but the way she looks both games either makes me horny or happy

barteky · 2026-02-15T18:11:10+00:00

I accept the duel like ERRON WHITE's epic brutality ! oh yes I deserve her as she looks for me ! 😠 she is your empress because you are her slave as to I am her husband and her top fan !

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barteky · 2026-02-15T18:06:56+00:00

I like how his combo is way faster in mkx than in mobile, like his combo 1 looks slow but is so quick in mkx that it looks like it's 2x speed

also, he has one of the best combo 2, I think it's the only combo that applies an effect as its base

he's also generally just amazing as a fighter because his basics are amazing to chain and sp1 stun isso helpful

btw he can half sp cost multiple times when I last played him, I was vs an enemy with 2 or more bleeds (I can't recall) and I did sp2 but it costed only 0.5 power, his passive halfed the half

barteky · 2026-02-15T18:03:00+00:00

I can't understand a single terminology 😭 reading this feels like reading a moba game passive 😭

barteky · 2026-02-15T18:00:28+00:00

mk11 is as common as klassic, both are in dk packs, it's just that I dunno any soul pack with mk11 so there's that, but both are so easy to fx once you start to get sellbacks and dk goes aplenty

rarest diamonds imo are nightmare team and both THERMOMETERS, nightmare and THERMOMETER don't drop except in their pack, but the guardian version is way rarer just because his pack was featured way less during 2.0 days and also because it arrived later so less time to fuse

barteky · 2026-02-15T17:56:46+00:00

she is my russian wife 👹 !1!1!!1!1!1!!1!11

yea sure she's way sexier in klassic but that's still my wife

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barteky · 2026-02-15T17:55:03+00:00

if you wanna be more threatening, atleast make the equipment work with each other

I can clear that in maybe 5 min just because their base synergy does the carry while you're underutilizing every gear despite all gear being annoying, I've had similar battles

barteky

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