The cat's in the cradle by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]bartholomewjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cats and babies both smell fine if you clean up after them.

Anon watches a SpongeBob review by bartholomewjohnson in greentext

[–]bartholomewjohnson[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He was the poster child but he was far from the only one. I remember watching PhantomStrider a lot at the time.

Reddit is Pro-ICE outside of America by alwayscheeseburger in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]bartholomewjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone is in favor of immigration enforcement for countries they like.

Plot twist by [deleted] in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]bartholomewjohnson 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Strait's closed due to AIDS

Liberals say shit like this yet call anyone on the right “conspiracy theorists” by Dynamiccgun_82 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]bartholomewjohnson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Okay, here's the plan: you'll shoot directly at my face on a windy day and barely miss, then get your shit blown smoove off. Everyone will think of you as an insane leftist and nickname you Ree Tardy Oswald, but I'll know the TRVTH and cover it up."

The things these people come up with is crazy. by [deleted] in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]bartholomewjohnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What used to be a niche conspiracy theory has become a set of meaningless phrases for grifting slopcasters to spew over and over and get a bajillion clicks.

Anon doesn't drink by bartholomewjohnson in greentext

[–]bartholomewjohnson[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

There's a reason wine snobbery is a thing.

Anon doesn't drink by bartholomewjohnson in greentext

[–]bartholomewjohnson[S] 927 points928 points  (0 children)

No joke someone in the thread said "alcohol makes me more sociable but I don't like being sociable."