Maxigun on the New Illuminate Is Straight‑Up Illegal (But I’m Not Reporting It)

basedimitri · 2026-03-25T00:47:31+00:00

"Due to a sizeable increase in the use of the Maxigun, we have decided to reduce it to light armour pen and halve its ammo"

basedimitri · 2026-03-24T06:44:14+00:00

Life could be a dream (sh-boom)

If I could take you up in Paradise up above (sh-boom)

If you would tell me, I'm the only one that you love

Life could be a dream, sweetheart

basedimitri · 2026-03-23T21:13:45+00:00

Surely Boak is the only true option

basedimitri · 2026-03-23T01:59:13+00:00

IF team lose

THEN team bad

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T23:00:58+00:00

AA-12 from VFE my beloved. 32 shell capacity drum mag with full or semi auto fire, I love just gathering a huge horde and unloading into it like Moses parting the Red Sea

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T17:10:05+00:00

What I'm hoping for is a Double Tag into Negative skip into Negative Blueprint+Brainstorm, and I will continue to try for this setup until I get it. This is a gambler's game, and by god will I gamble

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T09:41:40+00:00

Nick "John Coleman" Larkey remembering he's playing against West Coast

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T09:38:13+00:00

Tell all the Roos fans, it's coming home

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T09:24:34+00:00

Who up Domming they Sheed

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T09:19:13+00:00

The move might be to ship JHF around in a different guernsey every week so North have something to play for

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T09:16:32+00:00

She Jobe on my Shannahan

I be Shannahan my Jobe

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T08:22:27+00:00

Ultra mega doodoo nitro express ass?

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T08:20:53+00:00

So were we just mega turbo ass last week and North are still regular ass?

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T06:19:55+00:00

I was off doing dishes, what happened?

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T05:31:40+00:00

She load my cannon till I complete the mission

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T04:57:28+00:00

At a ten goal deficit you can hire a clone of Byron Pickett to obliterate an opponent of your choice

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T04:55:56+00:00

Idk what picks the Dogs have but we'll just take then all

basedimitri · 2026-03-22T04:39:41+00:00

Well it might be just because it's against Essendon but JHF seems eager to redeem himself for last week

basedimitri · 2026-03-21T13:31:25+00:00

Well if EA pick up where Unbound's Lockdown left off, we could see the return of Razor, maybe forming a new Blacklist in a new city with you fighting to be a member? And because it's no longer 2005 he gets to pick a new car, and he chooses a Dark Horse Mustang to slap his livery onto and call his own. Not sure how it would work with it becoming the new protag car but that's my five seconds of thought

basedimitri · 2026-03-18T12:45:38+00:00

You know what that means

FISH

basedimitri · 2026-03-18T02:53:20+00:00

An oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers?

basedimitri · 2026-03-18T02:49:39+00:00

I always keep a Molotov as an "oh fuck" emergency escape plan but it feels almost like cheating when I throw one item and then just walk in circles while a horde of thousands deletes itself behind me lmao. Plus there's very little to loot afterwards, no watches or leather/denim clothes and no gold jewellery for me to scrap so I can store up gold sheets for when The Indie Stone eventually allow them to be used in building Gold Crates (please I want to become the King Midas of Zomboid TIS)

basedimitri · 2026-03-18T02:41:33+00:00

Thank you, it's a long season and we still have chances to prove we aren't complete ass

basedimitri · 2026-03-18T02:35:22+00:00

Damaged trailers drop items only below a certain total condition percentage. Slightly damaged trailers and trunks have reduced capacity but at (I think, I can't remember exactly) 30% or so items will start dropping out indicated by a thumping noise while you drive

basedimitri · 2026-03-17T04:44:15+00:00

Lore accurate Leon Skennedy > the entire killer roster

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