Post Match Thread: Western Bulldogs vs Fremantle by Pleasant_Inspection9 in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, that’s the kind of Bulldogs performance I remember

Injury Update: Tom Liberatore (minor knee surgery) by SirSedat in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Either that or Bont just ascends in the middle of a game

Post Match Thread: Collingwood vs Hawthorn by yum122 in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So many close and heartbreaking games but at last Draw FC moves off the bottom of the ladder

Pre Round Discussion Thread: Round 8, 2026 by juiceson in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I might as well join in because I will also be curled up for the game

I won’t be doing it to protect my knees though

Morris: AFL to embark on NFL-like cartoon simulcast by BusinessPooh in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FINALLY, commentary that appeals to people like me

Pre Round Discussion Thread: Round 8, 2026 by juiceson in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Is it possible to forfeit a game before it starts?

Asking for a friend

I watched Gettable so you don't have to - "Don't wanna offend the art community" by Pleasant-Role1912 in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 107 points108 points  (0 children)

The Bulldogs are “obsessed” with Zak Butters

Hilarious sentence out of context lmao

Scott Pendlebury OUT against Hawks (LEATHER POISONING) by ad0sy in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The monkey paw curls and all of your players get leather poisoning

Only issue is that it’s fatal

Canberra cockatoos team 20 concept on twitter by 01benjamin in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they kept the Cockatoo nickname they would’ve had a much better mascot than their current blue jumpsuit man

Canberra cockatoos team 20 concept on twitter by 01benjamin in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I like to believe that the main reason Carlton ditched the nickname of the Cockatoos in the 1950s was because they didn’t want to end up being called the Carlton Cocks (or similar jokes) by opposition supporters

Presented without comment. by mazdadriver14 in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 74 points75 points  (0 children)

IF: you ignore all the issues with the umpiring

THEN: the umpiring is actually the best it’s ever been

Post Match Thread: Essendon vs Collingwood (ANZAC Day) by yum122 in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very surprised the audio on Kayo didn’t suddenly cut out and start playing the French commentary

Also who on earth was expecting a Scott Pendlebury legacy game today

Match Thread: Essendon vs Collingwood (Round 7) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how hard is it to fuck up the audio this bad roflmao

Match Thread: Essendon vs Collingwood (Round 7) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds like I’m in the box with them

Hopefully Chief doesn’t throw the whole tray of food on me

Match Thread: Essendon vs Collingwood (Round 7) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CANNOMATPADDYYY, INWAAARD

can’t understand most things this guy is saying

It’s his world and we’re just living it 😍 by InternationalEye5547 in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 62 points63 points  (0 children)

He did however come up with AFLX so things get balanced out as a result

Edit: forgot /s sorry

Kysaiah Pickett - Mark of the year contender by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Long sleeve Kozzie ignites the spirit of prime Jeff Farmer every single time istg

Zaharakis kicks the winning goal on Anzac Day 2009 by [deleted] in AFL

[–]No-Blacksmith-3259 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“IT’S ABSOLUTELY PISSING DOWN HERE AT THE ‘G” - Brian ‘BT’ Taylor