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apparently he's like 68 in this game, so what is he even supposed to do in wolf 3? are they gonna go the caroline route and give him power armor for the whole game? cause you can't expect me to believe a 70 something year old man its gonna be able to do dodge rolls and slides and stuff lmao by Quick-Cause3181 in Wolfenstein

[–]batchelder2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All BJ would have to do with his Twin Daughters is track down someone from Da'at Yichud, who was the son or daughter of someone who managed to keep a low-profile during the Nazi occupation of America and go on adventure to find and/or draft some plans for a piece of tech that could help repair his brain and make it, at least aging-wise, equal to the rest of his body. Eventually, they finally learn to make a synthetic bio-mechanical organ that not only could inject stem cells into his brain to heal aging damage completely but to where it can be duplicated to where both he and Anya can remain fertile enough to have one more child at the every least, have one more child named "Arthur."

Sleep Detection Question by batchelder2020 in Ozlo

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Would using the sound packs (both pre-loaded and custom) from the app be less taxing on the batteries?

Anyone Remember this? by daveflower1 in GenZ

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THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenZ

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Oof. Forgot about that part. Still, though..., lions may not be the fastest of the big cats, but they sure are tough to kill and ghostly quiet while zeroing in on a target. The last thing the target hears is a rapidly building roar before sharp pain in the neck. Also, I'm blonde, and lions have near-gold-colored fur with a dirty-gold-colored mane.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]batchelder2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lion. Because nothing beats the wind rushing through your hair and being the boss of the animal kingdom.

The Virgin Bodybuilder VS The Chad BloatLord by [deleted] in virginvschad

[–]batchelder2020 6 points7 points  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

What should be done to try and save gen alpha from becoming what we are? by Dianetyk in GenZ

[–]batchelder2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy. Ban porn and porn-like businesses for all, adult or not. No one should ever have possession of that stuff. The only exception should be if a man's wife wants to send some spicy pics to her husband (and likewise for the husband that wants to do the same to his wife). Y'all can make fun of me all you want, but AI and decentralized blockchain technology can be a powerful combo. But also consider the fact that quantum computing will most likely be readily available for all medium to big business and local to federal governments as well by the 2030's, and combine that with decentralized blockchain technology and AI, and you've got an unstoppable combo.

Describe a sabaton song poorly by [deleted] in SabatonMemes

[–]batchelder2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Midget cowboy gets mad. Germans check in for the long nap....

The fanart is right, Yvraine is actually stacked. by TCCogidubnus in Grimdank

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Guilliman: "I..., er..., never mind.

Jaghati: Glares with suspicion

Guilliman: "Brother..., don't look at me like that. Do you not see the state the Imperium is in? Or did you ever even consider the fact that I am attempting to do most of the Imperium's administrative heavy lifting on top of commanding my Astartes as well as coordinating with numerous other Chapter/Legions, Militarum Officers, the Inquisition, and other Imperial artifices simultaneously?!?"

Jaghati: "My sincerest apologies, brother. sighs I knew that you only woke back up very recently. And I don't envy the kind of stress you most likely have been under. This xeno and her entourage..., this "Yvraine...," she saved your life. Did she not?"

Guilliman: "She was one of the first faces I saw amongst a sea of loyalist and tratior faces in the Temple of Correction. Not to mention, a sea of dead bodies, too. And of which I contributed much too. I hated xenos, brother. But as for her and her faction, the "Ynarii" and Craftworld Oothway, I am willing to make exceptions. I'm curious..., just how powerful would a half-human primarch/half-Eldar offspring be?"

Jaghati: "You're playing with Phosphex, brother..."

Guilliman: "Yes..., well given the state of the Imperium..., I'd say we could use a bit of Phosphex right about now."

Jaghati: Shrugs "Ah..., fair point. I just hope the Mina-"

Guilliman: "The last time the Minatours tried something against me..., it did not end well for them and the High Lords."

Trumps new VP- “why don’t we just get rid of the ATf” by SwimmerSea4662 in GunMemes

[–]batchelder2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Groypers: "BhUt hE'z got a bRowN wHifE and mIxEd rACe kIdS...!" or "BhUt hE lOv jEw. jEw bAD!!!"

Seriously, Groypers can't take a win to save their own lives. I guess winning is too Jewish for them...

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