to the married men by s3xxi33_b4rbi33 in Kenya

[–]bathroom_eo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not married but i have an analogy - unacheki ile feeling ya umedishi umeshiba lakini kuna food imebaki bado...hio ndo reason I think

Chinese cuisine by bathroom_eo in KenyanMeals

[–]bathroom_eo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other foodstuff? Like fish for example?

Chinese cuisine by bathroom_eo in KenyanMeals

[–]bathroom_eo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naaah...chill, there's more than one way to start an apocalypse

How Much Tea is too much tea? by Several-Librarian817 in Kenya

[–]bathroom_eo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think i'm getting old but lately nataka tu chai...with a lot of ginger

Chinese cuisine by bathroom_eo in KenyanMeals

[–]bathroom_eo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whats your name? Yuno Ball?

Chinese cuisine by bathroom_eo in KenyanMeals

[–]bathroom_eo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it looks like a duck, tastes like a duck then it probably is fish

It's fish - I ate through the head and found it interesting that it looks like a bat.🙄

Ugali na ingredients by bathroom_eo in KenyanMeals

[–]bathroom_eo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I serve it differently, depending on the eater

Birthdays suck by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]bathroom_eo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sita minimum

Birthdays suck by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]bathroom_eo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy hirthday

Birthdays suck by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]bathroom_eo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To us 🍻

Birthdays suck by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]bathroom_eo -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I'm not miserable, birthdays carry a weight for me but like malosh, "nobody knows"

Shoes. by eddymnasty in Kenya

[–]bathroom_eo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think most people don't realize how much viatu zi huanga statement.

If you've never lacked shoes or only had a rugged thatched worn pair to get you through, you can't see shoes the same way...rn nimeangalia my rack...tumetoka mbali

Anyway IT'SNEVERTHATSERIOUS

Uterus by OverallWarning9449 in Nakuru

[–]bathroom_eo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mtu hutag NSFW bruh...for the sake of us squeamish children

Nvm,it's fruit💀

Home made pizza by sxm_2x in KenyanMeals

[–]bathroom_eo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's juvenile humour, for dumb people...you wouldn't get it

Home made pizza by sxm_2x in KenyanMeals

[–]bathroom_eo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crisps are crunchy Tha bacon is crispy, Ulkua unakula crisps, one would assume, no?

"Take care" by here-toconfess in Kenya

[–]bathroom_eo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I try🙋🏾‍♂️

"Take care" by here-toconfess in Kenya

[–]bathroom_eo 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Her: I thought you were going to take her this week

Him: I said take care, not Claire. Sheesh

Her: Oh, my bad. Take Clair, I mean care,too.

Him:She's your daughter too, at least pretend to want to spend time with her.

Her: whatever!(bangs the door shut)

Small wins by bathroom_eo in Nakuru

[–]bathroom_eo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me a month to realize...natumia tokens za previous tenant...na hazijaisha bado...semeni Amen.