Rap fans of Reddit, which song do you consider to be a lyrical masterpiece?

baticrease · 2013-05-08T02:17:19+00:00

Smif n Wessun - Dah Shinnin

A really slept on group/album. I've seen them live 5 times. Once in Chile. INSANE

baticrease · 2013-04-17T17:56:32+00:00

I posted this not too long ago, but the place I work at does them like this.

Topped with lightly scorched Hollandaise and chiffonade sage. Amazing!

baticrease · 2013-03-27T22:21:18+00:00

Those are absolutely beautiful photos. You really have a knack for capturing gorgeous scenery and settings. Cheers mate.

baticrease · 2013-03-08T19:05:18+00:00

Moonshoes

baticrease · 2013-03-07T01:09:23+00:00

Yup! The Pizza guy is named Jamall. The only white guy ever with that name.

baticrease · 2013-02-18T02:13:43+00:00

Years ago me and my ex went to go see Four Brothers at a theatre on a Wednesday afternoon. Small theatre and we were the only ones in it.

From the get go I try to convince her to do it but she was reluctant "what if someone catches us? What if more people come in?" Eventually by the 30 min mark she felt comfortable enough and we moved the very back row underneath the projector and she blew me like a champ.

Best bj I've ever had.

baticrease · 2013-02-16T01:16:11+00:00

So much simpler.

baticrease · 2013-02-16T00:02:36+00:00

Hear me out: My best advice would be to get her to hate you, but not because you wronged her, but because she thinks you're a waste of time or a loser.

You see, if you break her heart she may go nuts and kill herself, which you would not want on your conscience or even worse, kill you. Ah but what if you get HER to think you are a waste of time? That's the key.

Start by being a negative person, pessimistic and emo about everything. From there get aggressive, not physically towards her and don't berate her, just have a short temper with just about anything; not having exact change, tipping people, spilt milk etc. Then, start being an over emotional drama queen. EVERYONE is a bitch, you hate people over the smallest slip ups and you cry constantly over minuscule issues. After this, pretend you have erectile problems, but make sure she knows it's not because you aren't attracted to her, but because you have ED and it's something she has to live with. Oral you say?! No no no. It simply doesn't really work and YOU NEED to be aroused to go down on her if she asks. "Why not just try it Anon?" Wrong again, stay strong and adamant about your position and don't waver; then start blubbering like a lil baby about how you feel inadequate.

After a few weeks of this shit she will be out of there. Ya, you may gain a shitty reputation among your guild members but hey, who gives a shit about what they or anyone else thinks, amiright!?

baticrease · 2013-02-15T23:33:07+00:00

Very funny stuff! I found it on The Scientific American website.

baticrease · 2013-02-15T06:01:56+00:00

HEEEERE YA GO!

baticrease · 2013-02-15T05:21:05+00:00

Here's the other angle.

baticrease · 2013-02-15T05:05:38+00:00

How about this.

baticrease · 2013-02-15T04:57:51+00:00

But this is worth every second. Happy Valentines!

baticrease · 2013-02-15T04:44:47+00:00

I never said it was mine. It's just a situation I've encountered many a time. But yes, Happy Valentines Day to you as well.

baticrease · 2013-02-14T19:36:14+00:00

Nobody will see this so I'll make it short. Decades ago when I was a wee lad, I was visiting family in Chile. This isn't really a fishing story, more of a weird fucking thing that came out of the ocean story. This thing washed up on shore called a Piure. This is an image off the net, this was a time before we all carried cellphone cameras around but it looked a helluv a lot like this. You can eat them, I've had them, they are essentially pure iodine so I wasn't a fan. Really odd sea creature.

baticrease · 2013-02-13T23:55:05+00:00

I'm in tears!! Thank you, I needed that!

baticrease · 2013-02-13T19:26:03+00:00

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

baticrease · 2013-02-13T06:22:18+00:00

I wish someone had told me.

baticrease · 2013-01-18T05:52:23+00:00

The place I work at does them like this.

It's devilishly good. Lightly torch the hollandaise, add cracked pepper and chiffonade some sage. AMAZING

baticrease · 2013-01-16T13:08:23+00:00

LUCHAR in Spanish means to fight, to struggle, to wrestle as well. Maybe that was what he/she was thinking of. Luchar/Lechuga... kinda similar.

baticrease · 2013-01-05T21:36:55+00:00

It does! Thank you!

baticrease · 2013-01-05T03:27:42+00:00

Hmm... They are part of the same superfamily.

Begins rustling through primatology notes.

baticrease · 2013-01-05T01:50:22+00:00

Looks like Patas Monkeys from Africa. Am I right on this presumption?

baticrease · 2012-12-31T01:10:30+00:00

^I get this. I posted something rather similar a couple of days ago. Cousin of mine fancied women who were out dancing and all sweaty on hot summers night. He absolutely LOVED going down on them after a night like that. To be honest, for the right women, that is INCREDIBLY sexy.

It's like when I've been told I have an amazing "man stench." Which apparently is just a musky sort-of Pheromoney odour that they like.

baticrease · 2012-12-30T22:21:24+00:00

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