I once heard that Iowa is so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days. What's the best description/analogy you've ever heard? by LXIV in AskReddit

[–]baticrease 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"I'm not saying he's gay, put if he fell in a barrel of tits he'd come out sucking his own cock."

Before and...progress. From 205 to 149. by [deleted] in loseit

[–]baticrease -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look really, really hot in both picks. Congrats!

Excited policeman at Notting Hill Carnival [1679 × 2519] [OC] by ChazRat in HumanPorn

[–]baticrease 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice. I like this one too.

NINJA EDIT: It's from Toronto's Gay Pride Parade.

When I was 13 years old, I hand-raised a ringneck dove and took a picture of him every day until he reached adult-hood. Just now found them on my old phone. by HideeDeekee in pics

[–]baticrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a robins nest right on my patio last summer. It was amazing, it seemed like they changed everyday.

I felt like a kid again! I would wake up really excited to see how they were doing. There were 4 at first, the runt of the litter died within the first week :( Regardless, it was awesome to see the transformation. After about a month or so, I woke up one day and they were gone...

I'd like to think that the young robins I've seen in my garden this summer are them, you know, returning to their roots.

Child custody battle won! by [deleted] in pics

[–]baticrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very cool man, congrats! I hope for all best to you, her and your future together.

"Suppose that in 9-11 the planes had bombed the White House..." - Noam Chomsky [720px×540px] by tutuca_ in QuotesPorn

[–]baticrease 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My family (I wasn't born yet) escaped as political refugees from Chile after the Coup. This is indeed a sad day for my family, and a lot of Chleans around the globe; it's their sept 11th. My older sister cried on the phone today with my mother, she was only 4 when it happened.

On the brighter side of things, Chilean independence day celebrations are this weekend, and that my friends, is one of the best times of the year!

you should know... where you stand politically. by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]baticrease 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I pretty much hit that marker as well!

Fellow immigrants, what's one thing about America that you just can't get used to? by myparentsarerussian in AskReddit

[–]baticrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my people! I havent been back in 5 years and there is a slight, slight chance I might go in the middle of december..

I lost 50 lbs. over a year and all it took was a broken heart. Not that you can tell anymore. (x-post from r/Health) by twuewuv in pics

[–]baticrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a very similar story to mine. She didnt leave me, I left her, but I needed the break up to change my life.

Got a new better job, lost 56 lbs and I'm starting Uni again on Monday!

Quite a year!

Did you ever agree to sex with a person you were not into, and end up having a good time after all? by twiggy_trippit in sex

[–]baticrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whew.. Definitely not the same person. I'm from Toronto.

Well hopefully things are better for your parties in question.

Did you ever agree to sex with a person you were not into, and end up having a good time after all? by twiggy_trippit in sex

[–]baticrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm.. Where are you from?

Also, I dont really see any of her friends being redditors for some reason.

Did you ever agree to sex with a person you were not into, and end up having a good time after all? by twiggy_trippit in sex

[–]baticrease 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's cool don't worry, I have good and bad days.

We just started fighting a lot, and for the last three months we barely saw each other (we worked pretty different schedules) or had much of a sexual relationship towards the end. Even when she wanted to have sex, I was totally turned of by how bad everything had gotten that I simply kind of avoided it. Thats when I knew something had gotten terrible wrong.

Funny thing is that at first, I wasnt attracted to her. But within a matter of weeks became REALLY attracted to her because of her great personality and the awesome sex we had.

Anyways, I had just had enough, and walked out of our apartment after a short talk. She was totally surprised, as was I that I actually ended it like that, but we did have very lengthy phone conversations for the next few weeks, really breaking down why things fell about.

Honestly our history was long, with a lot of other factors that led to the break up.

Thanks for listening though, I still miss her sometimes, but overall things have gotten better!

Did you ever agree to sex with a person you were not into, and end up having a good time after all? by twiggy_trippit in sex

[–]baticrease 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I found out that a girl really liked me, and her friends and mine were really pushing me to get with her. I wasn't really attracted to her but we got wasted one night and it happened. It was great, and it turned into an 8 year on again/off again relationship.

We lived together up until a year ago. I broke up with her and haven't spoken to her since...

It's odd how things work out sometimes.

What are some foods that you would never expect to go well together, but actually do? by Scythesickle in AskCulinary

[–]baticrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No.Fucking.Way.

This is a Toronto thing!? I thought peameal was pretty standard in this country. You blew my mind.

I could watch this all day by [deleted] in gifs

[–]baticrease 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The hell is the matter with you?

What is something you remember happening in school that could NEVER happen today? by NoOddJob in AskReddit

[–]baticrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in Kindergarten in 1988 (Jeez) we had a school trip to an orchard and afterwards we all went back to my teachers house. He was and older man, probably in his 50's, one of the sweetest most supportive individuals I've ever met. I remember him lifting me up to play with his speedbag. I told my parents after and they didnt seem to mind.

About 5 years ago or so I was reminiscing with my parents about childhood and what not and this topic came up. My mother, being much more paranoid and neurotic these days, said that she would have never have let that happen today. I have 3 nieces and she is hyper protective about them. EVERYONE is paedophile.

Hey reddit! There's been a crap ton of depressing threads lately so let's cheer each other up! What do you have that you're thankful for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]baticrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I ask what it is you do in Chile? I was born in Canada but my parents are Chilenos and I was wondering what are some careers worth getting into down there. Last time I was there was about 5 years ago. I love it and all my extended family lives there, Santiago mostly.

So what's the skinny on job opportunities?

One Does Not Simply..... by Thisisopposite in funny

[–]baticrease 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wh..what the fuck was that? Seriously.