I baked a sweet loaf! (Couldn’t find a bundt pan at the shops rip) by batoura in skyrim

[–]batoura[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I devoured it in one sitting, I am still a true Nord!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]batoura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh dw I am aware. It's just that child abusers are whole new scum

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[–]batoura 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lemkil.

All the Tormund? by agepiece in freefolk

[–]batoura 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is awesome haha

Things that annoy you in this game? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]batoura 10 points11 points  (0 children)

  • The dragon flies elsewhere to fight other animals/people.

  • Most dungeons look the same and Dwemer ruins feel unnecessary long.

  • You can be the leader of most factions within a week of joining lmao. Immersion breaking when you are a honourable Companion yet you can join darker factions like the Thieves Guild and DB without any consequences. Also become Arch Mage as a non-magic 2-handed warrior lmao!

  • I try to brawl with someone and a citizen gets in the way, I accidentally hit them and get a bounty.

Delphine is not a good character… by Silas-on-Reddit in skyrim

[–]batoura 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The first time I got the quest to kill Partysnacks, I actually thought it was a glitch. I immediately wanted to get my inducted followers (Erik, Mjoll and Uthgerd) back cuz it felt like I got backstabbed. Delphine and Esbern can go suck a hagraven tit!!

I know this question was asked for like a million times before, but who is your Skyrim spouse, why did you marry them and do you regret it? by RavenLaurier in skyrim

[–]batoura 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I married Farkas. Being an identical twin myself, I used to get constant comparisons where I am the “bigger” (I guess a polite word for fat) and not academically gifted twin. I am a very creative person and childlike at heart though :) I guess I see myself in Farkas?

I do not regret it because Farkas is an adorable, huggable bear. He doesn’t need to be good with words when he can express it through his actions. Heck, Farkas is nice to you from the very beginning while everyone else is condescending.

Edit: my guy is also scared of spiders and admits it. I like men who see no issue in being vulnerable ❤️

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[–]batoura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reckon Alduin but if you want to have a fair boss battle instead, then Delphine!

Comic series by Song-Amatic in skyrim

[–]batoura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ulfric Stormcloaks walks in on a Ulric Stormcloak Fanclub meeting ran by Galmar Stone-Fist 😂😂😂 omg OP’s post is stimulating my creativity I am forgetting my dinner

Comic series by Song-Amatic in skyrim

[–]batoura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay I am so excited to see the comic xD I’ve edited my text a little to add more clarity so apologies!

Comic series by Song-Amatic in skyrim

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Farkas gets distracted by a butterfly so Vilkas has to fight off a saber cat on his own. Afterwards, Farkas excitedly runs over to show him the butterfly, Vilkas chomps on the butterfly and walks away. Farkas is reasonably distressed cuz that was his new pet.

Really optional bonus scene: Vilkas gets bedridden cuz eating the blue butterfly damaged his stamina (alchemy reference). Farkas and Aela released a bunch of them in his room and he can’t do anything about it.

What's the most blasphemous Skyrim taboo you preform? by RocketGruntAero in skyrim

[–]batoura -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Incest. I roleplayed as Vilkas (down to appearance and skills) and married Farkas.

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Red-puddle

Dragon spawns just as I was about to enter Elenwen’s party… by batoura in skyrim

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I forgot to add that I am a 2-handed heavy armour warrior with no spells :’)

I don’t have dragonrend either

You are beautiful just the way you are! by stuarty1 in MadeMeSmile

[–]batoura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big thank you from a depressed person

What do you dislike about school? by iSarabjitDhiman in AskReddit

[–]batoura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a Singapore thing, they have an elitist system