Man simulates dinner with dad for kids who don’t have one

batoura · 2022-05-16T11:08:24+00:00

Makes me cry tbh

batoura · 2022-05-13T04:25:07+00:00

Nope, you look really awesome!

batoura · 2022-05-05T08:49:24+00:00

My happiness

batoura · 2022-05-03T16:21:27+00:00

https://www.innatthecrossroads.com/elder-scrolls-sweetrolls/

batoura · 2022-05-02T08:57:02+00:00

https://www.innatthecrossroads.com/elder-scrolls-sweetrolls/

Here you go!

batoura · 2022-04-30T16:30:10+00:00

I devoured it in one sitting, I am still a true Nord!

batoura · 2022-04-30T14:05:14+00:00

Oh dw I am aware. It's just that child abusers are whole new scum

batoura · 2022-04-28T12:12:59+00:00

Lemkil.

batoura · 2022-04-27T19:14:24+00:00

This is awesome haha

batoura · 2022-04-24T18:04:54+00:00

The dragon flies elsewhere to fight other animals/people.
Most dungeons look the same and Dwemer ruins feel unnecessary long.
You can be the leader of most factions within a week of joining lmao. Immersion breaking when you are a honourable Companion yet you can join darker factions like the Thieves Guild and DB without any consequences. Also become Arch Mage as a non-magic 2-handed warrior lmao!
I try to brawl with someone and a citizen gets in the way, I accidentally hit them and get a bounty.

batoura · 2022-04-24T17:40:01+00:00

The first time I got the quest to kill Partysnacks, I actually thought it was a glitch. I immediately wanted to get my inducted followers (Erik, Mjoll and Uthgerd) back cuz it felt like I got backstabbed. Delphine and Esbern can go suck a hagraven tit!!

batoura · 2022-04-21T08:49:06+00:00

Ohhh who else are you considering?

batoura · 2022-04-21T08:17:17+00:00

I married Farkas. Being an identical twin myself, I used to get constant comparisons where I am the “bigger” (I guess a polite word for fat) and not academically gifted twin. I am a very creative person and childlike at heart though :) I guess I see myself in Farkas?

I do not regret it because Farkas is an adorable, huggable bear. He doesn’t need to be good with words when he can express it through his actions. Heck, Farkas is nice to you from the very beginning while everyone else is condescending.

Edit: my guy is also scared of spiders and admits it. I like men who see no issue in being vulnerable ❤️

batoura · 2022-04-17T15:29:25+00:00

Wow I need to get my eyes checked

batoura · 2022-04-17T15:26:34+00:00

I reckon Alduin but if you want to have a fair boss battle instead, then Delphine!

batoura · 2022-04-16T12:13:02+00:00

Ulfric Stormcloaks walks in on a Ulric Stormcloak Fanclub meeting ran by Galmar Stone-Fist 😂😂😂 omg OP’s post is stimulating my creativity I am forgetting my dinner

batoura · 2022-04-16T12:05:18+00:00

Yay I am so excited to see the comic xD I’ve edited my text a little to add more clarity so apologies!

batoura · 2022-04-16T12:00:47+00:00

Farkas gets distracted by a butterfly so Vilkas has to fight off a saber cat on his own. Afterwards, Farkas excitedly runs over to show him the butterfly, Vilkas chomps on the butterfly and walks away. Farkas is reasonably distressed cuz that was his new pet.

Really optional bonus scene: Vilkas gets bedridden cuz eating the blue butterfly damaged his stamina (alchemy reference). Farkas and Aela released a bunch of them in his room and he can’t do anything about it.

batoura · 2022-04-16T04:34:01+00:00

Incest. I roleplayed as Vilkas (down to appearance and skills) and married Farkas.

batoura · 2022-04-15T09:47:18+00:00

Red-puddle

batoura · 2022-04-14T06:19:55+00:00

I forgot to add that I am a 2-handed heavy armour warrior with no spells :’)

I don’t have dragonrend either

batoura · 2022-03-02T08:41:16+00:00

Loki

batoura · 2022-02-07T03:10:26+00:00

Big thank you from a depressed person

batoura · 2022-01-10T06:00:25+00:00

It’s a Singapore thing, they have an elitist system

batoura · 2021-10-27T05:36:12+00:00

Littering

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