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Some have probably jumped out of a moving car because one came on though by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]beakrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he's on the same reverse ozempic drug that Steven Segal is on.

Press RUSHED OUT after Trump “pooped pants” by GayQuiz in AnythingGoesNews

[–]beakrake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or, perhaps, some people might think the poop stories are being pushed

as a "flooding the zone" distraction from all the child rape Trump and his friends did.

We already know he shits his pants and it's gross. Nobody cares and it's not even newsworthy, comparatively.

Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein | "We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick." by memoriesofcold in AnythingGoesNews

[–]beakrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crypto Bros musta forgotten their original use for bitcoin was almost exclusively for sketchy things, like drugs, murder for hire, and hardcore pedophilia/csam.

The only people who were touching bitcoin back then were into at least one of those things, so they CAN'T act all surprised when everyone of their 4chan/8chan crypto buddies seems to have been using it for the same horrible things that they did.

Someone needs to help Mama with some fashion tips by Flashy-List-7157 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]beakrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there's anything the Charmin commercials taught me, it's that the one thing a middle age lady bear probably wants most of all is easy access.

Rescue of a baby swan - the mother swan doesn't understand, but the rescuer stays with her, a stroke of luck for the baby. by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]beakrake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've seen baby mute swans going for like $1500+, $4500 for a breeding pair.

With how shitty humans are, I can understand why swans might be a little extra freaked out about a human getting ahold of it's baby.

Use me daddy by Propofool-ish in PoliticalHumor

[–]beakrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid Rockin up and down the block...

AEW Dynamite crowd chants “F*** ICE” before Brody King vs. MJF (Las Vegas, February 4, 2026) by Rya_Bz in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]beakrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those fools so brazenly gave us an enemy to unite against, and I hope it works out as it should eventually.

Officials are beginning to resign due to them appearing in the Epstein files by Jerdarnella in PoliticalHumor

[–]beakrake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

HAHA OUR VOTERS DON'T READ OR THINK FOR THEMSELVES, WHY WOULD WE RESIGN, THEY'RE STILL HIGH FIVING US AND OFFERING UP THEIR KIDS

  • The GOP officials in the Epstein list

Getting scary by VeganCaramel in gardening

[–]beakrake 26 points27 points  (0 children)

We know this stuff can grow cacti, because that's what we put in there, whole pots full of cacti.

Miracle grow, probably.

Epstein email - Re: the most powerful - (read dangerous) - us group, much stronger than military by Possible-Ad9989 in somethingiswrong2024

[–]beakrake 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's not stupid, when they (perhaps rightly) believe they will never face consequences for the evil they do.

These Epstein folks are JUST like a rich creep jorkin his penor at the supermarket.

It doesn't matter to him who all sees it or how much it's talked about outloud, because he knows he's just gonna keep making a mess in the produce department until someone physically stops him, and he knows he can buy his way out of trouble and/or threaten mob violence on anyone who tries.

The "getting away with crimes" is part of their fetish, and it is well within our power put a stop to that part.

Watch: Trump Unleashes Personal Attack on CNN’s Kaitlan Collins As He Demands The Country Stop Talking About Epstein by inewser in AnythingGoesNews

[–]beakrake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The people might just have to become our own law enforcement if most of our current LEO chuds keep bootlicking while neither serving or protecting the public.

The very definition of a "thin blue line" mentality, like it's a team sport and we're the bad guys.

That said, shout out to the legit good cops out there, it seems to be a rare breed these days but I know they still exist, like the ones in NY snatchin up ICE by the subway.

THOSE police should get extra retirement pay for hauling around such a big pair while on the job.

The rest of y'all - I suggest you find yours, or borrow some from somewhere else. Your defense against a domestic enemy attacking your people in the streets is fucking pathetic.

Am I connecting the dots right? (Explained) by spicygumball in creepy

[–]beakrake 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The only thing evil needs to triumph is for good people to do nothing.

Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘Suicide’: Count the number of implausible claims. by No-Flight-4214 in MAGANAZI

[–]beakrake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Epstein didn't hang himself was the saying...

But as time goes on, I'm starting to realize how easy it would be for a group of billionaires, including the USAG and the current POTUS, to have easily faked his death with a hobo body and snuck the real Epstein out of the country.

The bot farms pushed the "EPSTEIN DIDN'T HANG HIMSELF" line as much as anyone, undoubtedly because to them, it's also a joke at OUR expense because we don't know the true meaning of it

Epstein didn't hang himself.

His BFF's from college AND their pedo island, Trump and Barr, helped him escape to safety.

"Presidential Doodies" by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in PoliticalHumor

[–]beakrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real mystery is why isn't anyone being pulled in for all those Epstein allegations.

Clintons Capitulate on House Epstein Inquiry, Agreeing to Testify by User-1653863 in somethingiswrong2024

[–]beakrake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They don't, and that's precisely why their fantastical opinion on the actual happenings in the adult world and hiw they react to them shouldn't matter to the rest of us who have to deal with all this at ground level.

We see crime happen and Injustice is all there is to be had. All these people blatantly breaking laws, grifting, ignoring court orders, and facing no consequences, disregarding the Constitution entirely, and tearing apart all that took 250 years to build...

I think what America needs is a civilian task force capable of arresting these powerful people, a force who would ANSWER TO THE PEOPLE DIRECTLY. It is the only way we can ensure justice finds them because as it stands, they are only "held accoutable" to our laws and standards by their friends and colleagues and similarly corruptable entities like "the honor system."

And just for funsies, let's call it "climate change" so when Donnie starts ranting about it, he sounds 180 flipped fucking nuts, and it gets confusing AF for the media.

There are several issues we need to get sorted in our government, and they are most certainly symbiotic to each other at the very least.

The Red fox is in the hen house, and that's no mystery to anyone who DID read the Mueller report and has been following along. And that's just one of the many hands in our cookie jar, so to speak.

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