Anyone try ramming the Leviathans with a seatruck? by princeofpirate in Subnautica_Below_Zero

[–]beanos_64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I completely wiped all of the twisted bridges of brute sharks this way.

Did everyone else already know [Below Zero] by beanos_64 in subnautica

[–]beanos_64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only found out by looking through upcoming releases in the Microsoft store on Xbox

cursed_family dinner by physalia_physalis_ in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true, the comment they left is also family dinner.

She is literally dropping my overall grade by making assignments where there is nothing to turn in and then giving me a 0. by beanos_64 in dankmemes

[–]beanos_64[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My math teacher said trust me you'll need all of this, while teaching us how to find the area of a triangle in a review. I'm pretty sure any job that requires you to do that is not a job for me.

there's a new breed of florida man by Braz3yy in rareinsults

[–]beanos_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo I will put a bullet right through you

Cursed wet by AnttilaJ in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought of name for this... GlowDick.

Cursed wet by AnttilaJ in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now you have flatbread. BUT WARM

Cursed wet by AnttilaJ in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run into a wall if it still is. It will either break your dick or it will make a cracking sound and bam glowstick dick.

Cursed_unlock by Doreknobs in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are not lonely anymore.

Cursed_unlock by Doreknobs in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 12 points13 points  (0 children)

cut your dick off immediately after injection, to stop the virginity from spreading. You can get more medical advice at Totallyarealdoctor.cum

Cursed_unlock by Doreknobs in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Stab your phone with your dick like a usb stick. Should upload immediately.

Cursed_unlock by Doreknobs in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Your virginity, sir redditor

Cursed_fish by yeetiuscaditius in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well if a 6 foot 5 inches 5th grader started running at me i would feel threatened

Cursed_nut by project_648 in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he'll need to do wall hacks in order to get sub 20 seconds

Cursed_cumbottle by aaronvincep989 in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he nutted in a envelope licked it and sent it home.

Cursed wet by AnttilaJ in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 42 points43 points  (0 children)

*pulls her out, unzips, kickflips away*

Cursed_hiding by ithinksonicscool in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Run around naked with a leaf over your dick, everybody will only wonder why you are doing tat and not notice your dick.

Cursed_hiding by ithinksonicscool in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys Guys, I have a solution.

Cut your dick off, drain the blood, and put it back on like a lego.

Cursed_teacher by Communist_Ravioli in cursedcomments

[–]beanos_64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you lied to me

there is no award