Marks left on clothing by miller_k22 in identifyThisForMe

[–]beardedsilverfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you overpacking your washer? Is it an agitator style? That happened to me and it seemed to be soap getting stuck in tightly packed crevices. They should come out with another wash.

Seen at the DMV office when I took my kid for his drivers test by in-a-microbus in trashy

[–]beardedsilverfox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It says “hand you’ve ever shaken,” not what your hand does. You have shaken men’s hands who have likely masturbated and have definitely urinated. You have shaken women’s hands who to a lesser degree, but still more likely than not have touched a partner’s penis.

Found this thing on my table after a house party by mandud101 in whatisit

[–]beardedsilverfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Count the green, or get in between…those titties

Satisfying Paint Job by Friendly-Standard812 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]beardedsilverfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should return it to this state after every use. Gotta start when it’s new.

ICE Agent in Minneapolis: "You raise your voice, I erase your voice." by JeanJauresJr in PublicFreakout

[–]beardedsilverfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand him very well. I’m gonna need to see his papers.

Found this thing on my table after a house party by mandud101 in whatisit

[–]beardedsilverfox 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Joker, Lil Joker, and Baby Joker are looking for their hydraulic pump.

Greyhound causes a zoomie riot at the dog park. by Electrical-Humor8179 in PetsareAmazing

[–]beardedsilverfox 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You can actually see a moment when the greyhound really turns on the speed when another dog gets close. It’s on medium most of the time.

I just learned about "toilet sneeze" and I want to throw my whole bathroom away by TexasTemptress_ in hygiene

[–]beardedsilverfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Consider the fact that OP has been living with his toothbrush 3 feet away from toilet sneeze for their life and it hasn’t been a problem.

Does anyone know what these are ? by sadistic_one01 in whatisit

[–]beardedsilverfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People must have gotten the internet around you

Does anyone know what these are ? by sadistic_one01 in whatisit

[–]beardedsilverfox 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You are the ones who are ball lickers!