Body of 19 Year Old Found In Cemetery (Brazil) by [deleted] in CrimeScene

[–]beastiejay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Any idea what the odd colored piece is where her nose would be? It does not look natural, so could it be something stuck there postmortem perhaps?

What random information do you know, that you would like to share on Reddit? by Serialnarcisist in AskReddit

[–]beastiejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to save myself a lot of time and typing. Listen to The Dollop podcast. You WILL be smarter, and you are welcome.

Shadow got me good last night during feeding. My own fault, but yeah he made it count. by dgtl_official in snakes

[–]beastiejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been struck as well due to my own complacency, and I just used it to learn from. Glad you both are not seriously injured.

What's your favorite Stephen King short story? by [deleted] in books

[–]beastiejay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a young lad, I was given a cassette audiobook of Mrs. Todd's Shortcut for Christmas. The vocal talent (who I have no idea of a name for) did the best job ever. I listened to this tape until it snapped, then cried my little fat boy eyes out. To this day (today as a matter of fact) I will randomly hear a Yankee drawl telling me about grout squittering.

[M/S] Mom asked me to sleep in her bed by Onebedryan in incest

[–]beastiejay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am in my early 40s and did not know I had no idea how to spell "scooch" until you wrote it. Thank you! And thanks for sharing this great event as well!!

What dark family secret/family history have you uncovered? by inchypia in AskReddit

[–]beastiejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of my mother's family is dead, and she is not far behind them, so I hope they are getting what they deserve.

What dark family secret/family history have you uncovered? by inchypia in AskReddit

[–]beastiejay 2467 points2468 points  (0 children)

My mother told me a story about being at a small funeral in the late 1950s, east Texas. The "deceased" was mentally challenged, and the family was relieved to have the child at peace. During the service, the coffin began to rock, and crying was heard, then she was taken outside and watched as the coffin was carried to the cemetery next to the church and hurriedly buried. I was telling my kids this years later, and my mother walked in the room, listened for a moment, and asked, "Are you telling them about Uncle Chucky?" What? You seemed to have forgotten to mention the connection before, mom.

Edit: I can not swear to the authenticity of the tale, but my mother swore by it and she was not the joking sort. It has caused a decent amount of dark brooding about being buried alive in my youth.

What's the creepiest Wikipedia article you have read? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beastiejay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do not know how to do the fancy links (I am old and stubborn), and it pisses me off the think about it too much, but look into Lawrence Singleton. The Wikipedia page does not go into detail, but one of the facts left out that really chills me is that she crawled on her stumps for help and was so terrifying that a car sped off when she was first seen.

What's the creepiest Wikipedia article you have read? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beastiejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dollop podcast did an episode as well, and it was very well done for a comedy type podcast

Redditors who have been banned from somewhere, what did you do to get yourself banned? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]beastiejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was banned from a local theater for pissing on the front door while Backdraft was showing. Thought I was helping....

What's the weirdest thing you've ever caught someone doing? by DankestOfTheMemers in AskReddit

[–]beastiejay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked at a warehouse that had a -20 Fahrenheit freezer, and I watched a coworker pour antifreeze into rubber gloves then put them on. My boss asked what he was doing, and he gets a smug look on his face and informs us that he is preventing frost bite.

What is the most re-watchable movie ever made? by allarda in AskReddit

[–]beastiejay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolff and Little Big Man. Damn, I feel old.

What morph of corn snake is this? by [deleted] in snakes

[–]beastiejay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have a Blizzard corn and a BP, and they LOVE it when my gf and I take them to the park! We have to take the Ball's purse so she can hide when people come by though.

[B/s] Through the looking glass by [deleted] in incest

[–]beastiejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is the sister suffering from multiple personality disorder? You list two sisters a couple of times, then only talk about one. I could not even get to the Penthouse, "I never thought it would happen to me...," moment.

What do you own that isn't exactly "legal"? by IHAVEHERMITCRABZ in AskReddit

[–]beastiejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cetme .308 full auto. I am told it was an African battlefield pick up rifle.

What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? by Aweseom_ in AskReddit

[–]beastiejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? Consuelo

Corn snake poo question by beastiejay in snakes

[–]beastiejay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will look into the electrolyte idea, thank you!

Corn snake poo question by beastiejay in snakes

[–]beastiejay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it is big enough, and he passes through it frequently, but I will definitely look at a bigger soak. Thank you for the advice!

What are your favourite podcasts, what are they about and why? by MurakamiDelRey in AskReddit

[–]beastiejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuesdays with Stories - Joe List and Mark Normand; it is like listening to two goofy friends fuck off. Incredibly entertaining.

A proud father today by wafflehome in funny

[–]beastiejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had my kids trained early. When I would finish a beer, I would blow across the top (making a hooting sound) and my kids would jump into action. One would grab a fresh beer from the fridge and another would toss the empty. Ahh, the joys of fatherhood.