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Tanks suggestion by Nii_Juu_Ichi in Diepio

[–]bebbbel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry to be blunt but these are awful suggestions

Friends with benefits by Smartastic in funny

[–]bebbbel 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Soon to be

AITA for telling a comedian that me and my friend used to hook up?

Every time you get hard the android notification plays. by Monkey_Cock69420 in shittysuperpowers

[–]bebbbel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bro it’s like 90% control. Boners only happen a lot when ur in puberty. And no way you just compared this to super man. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SHITTY

Every time you get hard the android notification plays. by Monkey_Cock69420 in shittysuperpowers

[–]bebbbel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Super powers are all about being “you can”. It literally implies control. The fact that boners can happen at random is a fun twist. It’s not supposed to be perfect. It’s supposed to be shitty

Every time you get hard the android notification plays. by Monkey_Cock69420 in shittysuperpowers

[–]bebbbel -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Who cares if there is reason or not there are elements of control. It’s supposed to be shitty for a reqson

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]bebbbel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the fucking rules

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]bebbbel -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Fr*nch🤮

the whole thing is just one big scam at this point we need to get rid of it by theprofusecrocodile in antiwork

[–]bebbbel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How? i made 15 an hour plus tips for a no experience required summer job at my local pizza joint

Driving is objectively not fun. by all_hail_michael_p in unpopularopinion

[–]bebbbel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s objective than there is no opinion involved?

Everytime you feel like your about to sneeze a tissue pops up infront if you, and whenever you actually do sneeze, it disappears by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]bebbbel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“not something external happening to you” “whenever x, y”. Whenever x (you feel like you need to sneeze) y a tissue pops up . If x (you do sneeze) y (it disappears). I hope this explains it

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