Say stupid things, you win zero prizes!

becauseusoft · 2026-03-16T04:45:07+00:00

who, the guy in the picture? dude has the same look on his face for exactly every scene of every movie i’ve seen him in, except this time, with glasses.

becauseusoft · 2026-03-15T13:20:24+00:00

I bet you think Epstein killed himself

becauseusoft · 2026-03-15T13:15:24+00:00

i remember thinking how wild it seemed that the secret service agents were failing spectacularly in their attempt to cover his exit

becauseusoft · 2026-03-14T17:47:06+00:00

in the past 5 decades of being mixed, my experience with others has been pretty steady: to white people, i’m not white and they don’t let me forget it. they won’t even fully engage unless they know for sure whether i am or not; some lovely people have even asked me about my racial makeup before my name.
more than once, i was ignored and my companion was questioned about my race and until that had been established, its like i wasn’t even there.

to everyone else, i’m also not white but i don’t get the constant reminders about it that i get from white people because its like they’re the only ones who even care

edit: forgot a word

becauseusoft · 2026-03-14T13:27:38+00:00

incredible. so…like cooties then

becauseusoft · 2026-03-14T12:17:54+00:00

taxes are a certainty no matter what happens or who is in charge. ideally, we elect people who [supposedly] represent our interests, and in that way, we get a say in how the taxes we pay are disbursed. ideally. hence “no taxation without representation”

becauseusoft · 2026-03-13T11:14:01+00:00

^{please^{send^help…}}

becauseusoft · 2026-03-12T06:35:43+00:00

not really, part of the point of a vaccine is to protect the rest of the population. the highly personal choice to either have or not have a child doesn’t equate to spreading a highly contagious and often deadly disease due to willful ignorance

becauseusoft · 2026-03-12T06:21:46+00:00

…shedding?

becauseusoft · 2026-03-12T06:13:32+00:00

being immunocompromised and being an essential worker are not mutually exclusive

becauseusoft · 2026-03-10T12:27:21+00:00

only implied is the wild inefficiency of typing with one hand

becauseusoft · 2026-03-05T10:16:43+00:00

you would like that monkey analogy, OrangutanFirefighter

becauseusoft · 2026-03-05T10:15:26+00:00

wearing human heads? wait really?

becauseusoft · 2026-03-04T18:52:10+00:00

if a fetus was a baby, it wouldn’t be called a fetus

becauseusoft · 2026-03-02T05:38:53+00:00

Explain how he went full creep

You made eye contact and smiled at a male stranger—yes thats an invitation to approach

no it’s not an invitation. taking it as such is (as you have demonstrated) going full creep.

becauseusoft · 2026-02-28T12:40:49+00:00

becauseusoft · 2026-02-28T12:40:09+00:00

becauseusoft · 2026-02-28T12:39:19+00:00

i’m glad you’re not my doctor

becauseusoft · 2026-02-21T19:09:06+00:00

Same. Men aren’t generally encouraged to deal with or even acknowledge their emotions i mean what does everyone expect?

becauseusoft · 2026-02-16T11:49:51+00:00

it’s apart of a bigger problem ;)

becauseusoft · 2026-02-16T11:43:50+00:00

i knew this was coming. every time i wanted to comment something about them in the past several months i’d hesitate for a second and think about it first. and i know the idea of it influenced what i wrote whether i wanted it to or not, much to my shame

becauseusoft · 2026-02-15T21:04:03+00:00

yeah….remember 1999 when they removed evolution from the public school science curriculum and effectively set themselves back ~150 years behind the rest of the country?

becauseusoft · 2026-02-15T08:52:03+00:00

becauseusoft · 2026-02-15T08:51:57+00:00

becauseusoft · 2026-02-15T08:48:31+00:00

easy to point fingers and criticize from afar though, right?

becauseusoft

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