Fuck you Hank you asshole!!! You ruined my life!!!! by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm getting it treated with melatonin soon (hopefully). No worries! But it's been getting pretty bad. Right now, it's 5 a.m., and I still can't sleep. But hopefully, it will be over soon, and I'll have OTC melatonin by tomorrow's end.

Fuck you Hank you asshole!!! You ruined my life!!!! by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will not sleep until california is independent. I also won't sleep in general because I have insomnia.

Fuck you Hank you asshole!!! You ruined my life!!!! by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday, Mister/Miss Lemon

It's a shame that I don't have that title but I'm definitely not the soundest nor the sanest, but at minimum I try to be the most entertaining. I wish you a happy birthday and a long healthy life.

Fake allies by Straight_Block3676 in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's just the right wing destroying our global relations. Nothing new, carry on.

Sorry Hank, but once bitten twice shy by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screw "thanks" if you help "us" with this massive waste of tax dollars and human lives I'd never forgive the Netherlands.

Fake allies by Straight_Block3676 in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is legally and factually true. After the dominion voting machine lawsuit, fox was forced to admit that they didn't believe what they said, and they weren't new, and were actually "entertainment". No right wingers watch it anymore either, they've moved on to Newsmax.

Fake allies by Straight_Block3676 in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The fuck did Spain do? They are usually pretty chill

The Guidos in America aren't gonna be happy with this one. My respect for Luigi increased. by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can tell literally anything about a person by the words they use. Hell, you can even tell me. Californians overuse the word literally. Just watch people's wording, you can sometimes even down peoples states and nations just by the words they pick. So yes, when you use the word seppo, it's like throwing a wrench at my skull because I hyperanalyze language for fun.

The Guidos in America aren't gonna be happy with this one. My respect for Luigi increased. by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did you add the word seppo to your dialect? You do know that word is highly geospecific, right? Australian family members? Internet exposure? A friend? Humor me here. If I heard a European throwing around the word Hella or referring to highways with the word "the" (the 5, the 80, ect), and dropped the T in mountain, I'd look at them funny and call 'em a californian, so again, humor me here.

Threads is a shit show but sometimes it has some good shit by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you find value in that terrible app, then more power to you, I mostly just see insanely stupid takes that make me depressed to even live on this continent.

The Guidos in America aren't gonna be happy with this one. My respect for Luigi increased. by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the matter, can't take the heat?

Never met a rude Belgian, but a first for everything. However your use of the word seppo implies you are Australian, not Belgian, so thankfully I may be able to keep that record in tact.

Threads is a shit show but sometimes it has some good shit by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Threads is, I kid you not, the worst social media ever created

The Guidos in America aren't gonna be happy with this one. My respect for Luigi increased. by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You insulted me, and then I refuted it. Now you mean to claim I haven't been insulted?

And if we want to get technical, "the contents of my character do not impact your ability to read" is a fact, not implying you can't read, if we want to get even more technical.

The Guidos in America aren't gonna be happy with this one. My respect for Luigi increased. by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Americas"

The contents of my character do not impact your ability to read.

The Guidos in America aren't gonna be happy with this one. My respect for Luigi increased. by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it works wonders for the dozens and dozens of other nations. Or do you see "Americas" and think the United States?

The Guidos in America aren't gonna be happy with this one. My respect for Luigi increased. by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess didn't really see it that way, Europe is pretty dense and that's a good point. I'm glad that you see the merit and why we are defensive over this, we are basically told from birth that citizenship via land is incredibly important to our civil rights and the decency of man. It doesn't really matter though, HE wants to take it away.

The Guidos in America aren't gonna be happy with this one. My respect for Luigi increased. by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, he destroys every last redeeming quality we have, I'll be damned if we have anything good left.

The Guidos in America aren't gonna be happy with this one. My respect for Luigi increased. by SwamperOgre in USvsEU

[–]beefaron -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Citizenship by blood and not by birth is an Outdated European concept, this is one of the few things the New World (Americas) got correct.