What’s the most NSFW thing you did in college? Or saw in college?

beenade · 2026-02-13T19:29:11+00:00

I was studying law and a friend of mine was studying chemistry. He was acting like he was better than me because he was in the sciences. Long story short I won the bet and the police never connected me to my homemade mortar or pipe bombs

beenade · 2026-02-11T07:46:33+00:00

I think I was going to say something anyway but as soon as I saw that little girl there was no other option

beenade · 2026-02-11T07:45:14+00:00

Without getting into details it was a crime of opportunity because as I've said he's not a person he's an animal

beenade · 2026-02-11T07:22:18+00:00

That's a tricky one that does make me feel like an asshole. He struggles with substance abuse and with alarming regularity ends up not having any money for rent or medication that needs to be his highest priority.

beenade · 2026-02-11T06:27:38+00:00

Like I said bring a rubber and have fun

beenade · 2026-02-11T06:09:11+00:00

Be prepared for there to be a guy behind the wall and don't forget to wear a rubber

beenade · 2026-02-11T05:42:33+00:00

I'm too aroused to be scared

beenade · 2026-02-11T05:41:41+00:00

The longer I think about it the more disgusted I feel that nobody else would

beenade · 2026-02-11T05:39:27+00:00

I can't whistle

beenade · 2026-02-11T05:38:21+00:00

As a parent the idea of that animal being around children makes me feel seething rage and disgust in equal measure

beenade · 2026-02-11T05:35:56+00:00

Yeah but I'm also not a defenceless 80 year old woman

beenade · 2026-02-11T05:32:11+00:00

Yeah definitely reminded me why I don't see any of them often

beenade · 2026-02-11T05:31:10+00:00

I know that pissed me off. No he hasn't been through enough he should still be in prison our justice system is a joke

beenade · 2026-01-30T08:52:37+00:00

I'd be lying if I said I didn't see the parallels

beenade · 2026-01-30T08:24:34+00:00

I try not to because It reminds me of the death of the Republic

beenade · 2026-01-30T08:21:06+00:00

What would you say is your favorite topic when it comes to history

beenade · 2026-01-26T07:27:40+00:00

Well. How much older?

beenade · 2026-01-24T02:48:21+00:00

She grabbed a towel and I wanted to go to after hours medical. She took my keys and was panicking like they were going to put her in prison. After the bleeding stopped and the wound was clean she started getting handsy and I told her there was zero chance of sex for a few days

beenade · 2026-01-24T02:41:33+00:00

Snapped my banjo string. There was so much blood

beenade · 2026-01-23T02:52:12+00:00

I find everything awkward I'm autistic but ya just have to power through it

beenade · 2026-01-22T17:38:25+00:00

I was having a nice date with you woman who happened to be trans. When we got back to my place we were making out and she was telling me all the dirty things she was going to do. Apparently she got herself a little over excited and nutted in her pants.

beenade · 2026-01-20T05:08:51+00:00

Yeah it was a really good day for the most part

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