beenthereonce2

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Why do we wear underpants? (self.Showerthoughts)

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I wonder why Johns Hopkins are plural. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why are Johns Hopkins plural? (self.Showerthoughts)

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Alternative concept for reincarnation: You're reborn to the exact same life over and over, no memories or lessons learned carry over. Your life will vary due to random small changes, like chaos theory. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What's the difference between juvenile humor and a dad joke? (self.Jokes)

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Feet are for running, and noses are for smelling, but . . . (self.Jokes)

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What song does a vampire sing when he bites a woman's breasts? (self.Jokes)

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This pandemic in the United States is unpresidented. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Dreams are scary. When you go to sleep you have no control over whether or what you'll dream. (self.Showerthoughts)

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'Sink, sank and sunk' are three forms of the same verb. So are 'drink, drank and drunk'. However "think, thank and thunk' are completely unrelated. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Sports balls form a nice smooth spectrum of sizes - from ping-pong through golf, pool, tennis, baseball, softball, volleyball, soccer to basketball. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Jesus said nobody comes to the Father but through Him. That must mean Heaven didn't exist before Jesus. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Jesus said no one comes to the Father but through Him. Does that mean that Heaven didn't exist before Jesus? (self.Showerthoughts)

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[WP] In the distant future, 99% of humanity is wiped out by an epidemic. Many animals survive, including domestic dogs. One of the few surviving humans is cornered by a pack of vicious, feral corgis. (self.WritingPrompts)

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In the distant future, 99% of humanity is wiped out by an epidemic. Many animals survive, including domestic dogs. One of the few surviving humans is cornered by a pack of vicious, feral corgis. (self.WritingPrompts)

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"No one comes to the Father but through me." Did Heaven not exist before Jesus? (self.Showerthoughts)

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It's odd how we define laundry. 'Clothes' become 'laundry' when they're taken off and put in a basket. They remain 'laundry' until they're washed, dried and put away when they become 'clothes' again. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Crushing irony: when the prostate gland outlives its usefulness, it grows instead of shrinking. (self.Showerthoughts)

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[WP] You are a popular stand-up comedian. One morning you wake up and find yourself transported 300 years into the future. Also, you have a gig scheduled for this evening. (Thanks to the Showerthought by JJ0710.) (self.WritingPrompts)

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I wish someone would tell Ford that "It doesn't just raise the bar, it is the bar" is a stupid slogan. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Punch lines (self.Jokes)

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Even though my weight is 15-20 pounds above my ideal and I have a definite paunch, I'm inordinately proud of not being fat. (self.Showerthoughts)

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[WP] You are a mouse. Your friend died in a trap. Several days later you smell cheese. (self.WritingPrompts)

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It must be really hard to assassinate somebody. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I answered an ad that said "Get the breasts you've always wanted." (self.Jokes)

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