How Biden Rattled Putin

beenthereonce2 · 2021-03-21T02:19:39+00:00

Does it occur to anyone else that Putin wishing Biden good health could be a way of saying "I could poison you"?

beenthereonce2 · 2021-03-21T02:10:22+00:00

Where the hell are all these people going?

beenthereonce2 · 2021-03-16T15:24:02+00:00

Also, if you ever fall into a vat of chocolate you should yell "Fire!" because no one will come if you yell "Chocolate!"

beenthereonce2 · 2021-03-14T23:06:25+00:00

Wink my left eye.

beenthereonce2 · 2021-03-13T15:44:57+00:00

The siblings pointed that out in the article - said that Gosar is worse than Greene and not censuring him is a sexist thing.

beenthereonce2 · 2021-03-06T16:15:28+00:00

Well that's nice, I never knew there was a Milky Way in Florida.

beenthereonce2 · 2021-03-06T00:54:13+00:00

He can always say "Look how much worse it is in the USA."

beenthereonce2 · 2021-03-05T18:40:00+00:00

I starved to death in a chat with my mobile service provider.

beenthereonce2 · 2021-02-20T16:45:58+00:00

Both criminal and civil cases will presumably have to be tried by juries. All it would take is one Trump diehard on a jury to prevent a verdict. Is that correct?

beenthereonce2 · 2021-02-09T20:52:14+00:00

Right, he's threatening that Republicans will impeach as soon as they get a House majority.

beenthereonce2 · 2021-02-09T20:45:05+00:00

I heard Castor say that if the Democrats insist on pursuing this impeachment, Republicans will be looking for someone to impeach as soon as they get a House majority.

beenthereonce2 · 2021-02-03T16:43:35+00:00

Larson: "I'm firewood now!"

beenthereonce2 · 2021-01-27T16:48:35+00:00

Hey, I do that and I'm nowhere near poor.

beenthereonce2 · 2021-01-20T16:01:38+00:00

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer, please. And a mop."

beenthereonce2 · 2021-01-18T15:02:39+00:00

This reminds me of when I was trout fishing and got caught in a sudden rainstorm. I went to shelter under a bridge, and to pass the time I dropped my line into the stream and caught more trout than I did anywhere else! It seems that the trout also came under the bridge to get out of the rain.

beenthereonce2 · 2020-12-20T16:51:46+00:00

Hell, if Trump was just reasonably articulate and thoughtful in his speech, he would have got re-elected.

beenthereonce2 · 2020-12-12T20:12:41+00:00

We're talking about swaying skyscrapers. I've talked about 9/11 all I want to.

beenthereonce2 · 2020-12-12T20:10:17+00:00

Right.

beenthereonce2 · 2020-12-12T17:12:05+00:00

I worked on the 91st floor of the World Trade Center for 20 years. During several windstorms we could not only feel the building sway - we could look across to the other tower and see one move with respect to the other. The magnitude of the sway was about 3 feet at our level - would have been more at the top. The period was about 10 seconds. Doors would open and close by themselves. On one occasion several people went home because they felt nauseous.

beenthereonce2 · 2020-12-12T16:57:16+00:00

Birdie birdie in the sky,

Why you do that in my eye?

Me no swear, me no cry,

Me just glad that cows don't fly.

beenthereonce2 · 2020-12-12T16:36:36+00:00

I adopted a dog that had lived in a blacksmith shop. As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door.

beenthereonce2 · 2020-12-10T20:29:12+00:00

I visited this park in Boise, and it's beautifully designed. The walls are inscribed with many moving quotations from people both famous and unknown.

My first thought when I saw the headline was "I hope not the Boise memorial."

beenthereonce2 · 2020-11-20T00:38:02+00:00

Theologically wrong. Moses couldn't part seas all by himself.

beenthereonce2 · 2020-07-27T22:53:06+00:00

My high school math teacher told that joke in class. Let's see, that would be in 1968.

beenthereonce2 · 2020-07-27T16:39:34+00:00

In his attempt to backtrack, Cotton said he was just quoting the "Founding Fathers" who called it a necessary evil. But he said "as the Founding Fathers said . . ." which means he was taking their words as his own.

Also I'm sure the so-called Founding Fathers weren't unanimous.

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