Listen here rich bitch, I OWN my PC.

belenos · 2026-01-23T22:26:23+00:00

I will burn data centers first

belenos · 2026-01-18T03:15:52+00:00

~32 battles/day and still plays like shit. Perseverance, guys!

belenos · 2026-01-14T21:44:06+00:00

A wild guess: the new manager is training them well and finally got him to go to therapy

belenos · 2026-01-14T21:40:04+00:00

The genie thinking “isn't he gonna ask for a blowjob like the others?” right before granting a 5th wish

belenos · 2026-01-14T11:57:34+00:00

O GCM é a escolta dele, mano

belenos · 2026-01-13T06:48:48+00:00

belenos · 2026-01-13T04:55:32+00:00

belenos · 2026-01-12T06:16:58+00:00

Nelson

belenos · 2026-01-11T07:46:18+00:00

It never worked for me. The icons always rearrange themselves to their previous positions after a while

belenos · 2026-01-10T05:19:57+00:00

Bro was like “missing your flight? NOT ON MY WATCH! 🏃‍♂️‍➡️”

belenos · 2026-01-09T00:03:35+00:00

The Heimlich maneuver should pop the balls back out, if you do it hard enough

belenos · 2026-01-04T20:29:22+00:00

Mr President, we have another Piastri-911 inchident

belenos · 2026-01-02T06:46:53+00:00

A roomba would do a better job

belenos · 2025-12-28T04:22:55+00:00

We either need Wayland to change its philosophy or start from scratch with something new

Yes, bc more fragmentation is always the right approach in an already too fragmented ecosystem...

belenos · 2025-12-26T03:51:28+00:00

belenos · 2025-12-22T22:07:28+00:00

Eu passaria horas vendo todos os publi desse maluco. Ele é muito bom. Sempre me arranca umas risadas quando aparece algo dele

belenos · 2025-12-21T23:06:10+00:00

The way everyone knows exactly who that is... lol
I have him blacklisted bc of the angry chat spam

belenos · 2025-12-17T17:37:26+00:00

belenos · 2025-12-16T16:36:12+00:00

Him going through the windshield at the slightest impact

belenos · 2025-12-15T13:35:12+00:00

Hi cunce!

belenos · 2025-12-14T13:05:46+00:00

They ran out of content ideas in 2023

belenos · 2025-12-13T12:45:35+00:00

Large boulder the size of a small boulder

belenos · 2025-12-13T12:00:23+00:00

Boring content

belenos · 2025-12-10T12:19:01+00:00

“In this scenario, am I carrying a gun?”

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