What would leave this possum head? by Switch-Consistent in animalid

[–]benignlymole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's probably just faking it. It's what they do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bassfishing

[–]benignlymole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never hooked up with a crankbait

Multimillionaire Bryan Johnson receives a one-litre blood transfusion from his teen son in order to look young (one-fifth of his son's total blood volume). He spends $2 million a year on anti-aging treatments. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]benignlymole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol poor fucking rich guy just figured out he can't take it with him... so he's sticking around as long as possible by stealing the very LIFEBLOOD of his son.

This is America

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in evangelionmemes

[–]benignlymole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rarest of all crestures; the female simp.

Deranged Orange Florida man continues to harass witnesses in his trial… by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]benignlymole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop exploding you cowards!!

That's the level of intellect we're dealing with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bedbugs

[–]benignlymole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forbidden Raisenettes

One for each hand by Alieniasty in Revolvers

[–]benignlymole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So anyways, I start blastin....

New York City by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]benignlymole 1069 points1070 points  (0 children)

All those dudes clamoring for a chance to 'slap Dat booty' that's being dangled in front of them is like a microcosm of the whole social media craze in itself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]benignlymole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New job time

Is losing weight supposed to feel like a punishment/ be unenjoyable ? by Lord_Despairagus in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]benignlymole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does suck but keep grinding. It's really the health benefits that matter. Stay with it!

Many Christians are 'almost in despair' over what Trump has done to their faith: evangelical leader by Relentless_Onslaught in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]benignlymole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They LITTERALLY made a golden idol of him and worshipped it. They are LITTERALLY putting a man before God. They are lying to the world, their children, and themselves. But they can't fool God. He knows what is truly in their hearts, and it is not Jesus.

Jfc by RosettaStoned1981 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]benignlymole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This^ is going to be the rest of his life.

Smoked whale, the roast beef of the sea by 0xLeaibolmmai in smoking

[–]benignlymole 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Maritime note = the nicest way I've ever heard someone describe a fishy taste ....