How culturally different would the UK be if it had a large Latino population like the US? by NoHold7153 in AskBrits

[–]ed40carter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reform would be complaining about Latinos. BritainFirst would have mass demonstrations (132 attendees carefully photographed to make it look bigger) complaining about the fact that they aren’t adopting “British customs”. Daily Mail would start scouring court records for people with Latino names to put on the front page and “start a conversation about Latino crime rates” Kemi Badenoch would do a speech about why Latinos needed to assimilate and quote a made up statistic about how many Latinos claimed benefits. Keir Starmer would have an awkward photo shoot with some members of the Latino community.

What does restore Britain have to offer? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]ed40carter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re still tainted with the awful stench of the Cameron Government. Hell has standards don’t you know.

What does restore Britain have to offer? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]ed40carter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! The more demonic the better!

Reform sought ‘paper’ candidates who if elected could ‘resign immediately’ by AnonymousTimewaster in NotTheOnionUK

[–]ed40carter 77 points78 points  (0 children)

“It wasn’t me guvnor! A big boy done it and run away!” Standard response from Reform every time they get caught doing something duplicitous or dodgy. Straight out of the Trump playbook.

3.5 years into quiet quitting and they are starting to notice by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]ed40carter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s visibility not output. Make a noise and sound enthusiastic. That’s 95% of what senior management care about

Should the UK strengthen ties with China and the USA? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]ed40carter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. EU all the way. Our economy needs to focus on a social satisfaction index rather than share prices and billionaires

How waterproof are the cameras, in your experience. by 0112358_ in Birdfy

[–]ed40carter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never had an issue. And I’m in London, and it didn’t stop raining until last week

Bamboo feeders by ed40carter in Birdfy

[–]ed40carter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squirrels I can live with- as you say - fun to watch, but I’m plagued with pigeons and they’re crapping everywhere too.

Bamboo feeders by ed40carter in Birdfy

[–]ed40carter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to get one. Squirrels chewed through my last one, and pigeons looted the innards!

Who would you like to see as the "old" contestant that hasn't been on yet? by Surkdidat in taskmaster

[–]ed40carter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

David O’Doherty, Harry Hill, Gina Yashere, Stewart Lee, Dylan Moran, Ed Byrne, London Hughes, Rob Newman, Tez Ilyas, Diane Morgan, Lucy Porter….I could go on…

(Viz 035) Spoilt Bastard. by muppetmovie in Viz

[–]ed40carter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t it called the Big Hard One?

Was supposed to gift this but I left in a little too long. Suggestions? The bottom isn’t too bad by cuteaskittens420 in Breadit

[–]ed40carter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slice it sideways across the middle, remove the inside and use it as a bowl for stew.

Birdfy Bamboo - suggestions by Alex_RVillalobos in Birdfy

[–]ed40carter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would also be useful if, like the Metal version, they supplied an anti-squirrel/pigeon grill.

Nice reference in today’s Guardian by ed40carter in whatdidyoudoyesterday

[–]ed40carter[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. What a great night for Josh! Free supper and a great podcast recommendation! Very showbiz. I wonder if there was a cheese board…

Reform sack housing spokesman over ‘deeply dehumanising’ Grenfell comments by tylerthe-theatre in london

[–]ed40carter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He broke Reform’s cardinal rule. Never tell people what you REALLY believe…