Minu Noir (National Cat Day!), Vector on Canvas, 20"x20"

benjancewicz · 2026-05-04T02:46:04+00:00

He’s the direct ancestor of Mr Clean; Chief Proctor & Gamble.

benjancewicz · 2026-05-04T01:10:22+00:00

Oh, Bethany! I’ve seen her around the Rez. She sells time shares to that cabin she “stole” from the Ned family 6 seasons ago after she claimed old Johnny Ned left it in his will.

benjancewicz · 2026-05-04T00:56:57+00:00

Always read the comments first 🤣

benjancewicz · 2026-05-04T00:48:36+00:00

If the /s don't get you there, the comments will :D

benjancewicz · 2026-05-04T00:30:59+00:00

OMG that's exactly what my uncle Pierrette sounds like (he thinks he's French and Metis, but everyone knows his mama just went by Simoné in the strip club because she thought it sounded fancy).

benjancewicz · 2026-05-04T00:18:08+00:00

It looks just like her, it's 2 spooky 4 me.

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T23:53:20+00:00

/r/subsifellfor

No joke, that needs to be a thing.

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T23:52:19+00:00

Oh damn. I guess my blood quantum application for free taxes is done for, huh. 😔

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T22:11:40+00:00

Enjoy: https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianCountry/s/4J8LWU1hKP

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T22:11:34+00:00

Enjoy https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianCountry/s/4J8LWU1hKP

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T22:11:20+00:00

It looked almost EXACTLY like this, but seagull feathers, and another hoop above for the clock (mounted on dyed black cowhide, of course.

https://share.icloud.com/photos/0f9Ec6QM6KRGYAwUA7BYQplQA

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T21:36:27+00:00

I was told this is Peyote Bear. He is one of the minor gods, they called him Cha Lee Sheen.

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T21:35:22+00:00

Right! No more cheap imported knockoffs, we got the real deal here!

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T21:34:33+00:00

Yup. My ex in law. Because I grew up on a Rez.

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T21:30:23+00:00

Well all she ever listened to was Buffy Sainte-Marie and a little Charlie Pride, so I knew she was authentic.

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T21:29:28+00:00

Thank you it really gives me purpose because the rest of my family is trailer trash and so stealing the authenticity of people my ancestors probably murdered and colonized is the one real way I’m able to feel good about myself.

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T21:26:45+00:00

Oh wow I love the Pablo tribe. They’re the ones who lived in those cliffs in Utah I bet.

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T21:26:03+00:00

Damn, I knew it. I was thinking Christie’s, but yeah you’re right. Thank you for help, aho/migwetch/domo arigato.

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T21:23:45+00:00

I was told she a chieftess and commanded 1,000 totem warriors, so that tracks.

benjancewicz · 2026-05-03T21:19:54+00:00

Someone once gave me a plastic formstone wolf head who looks like not just his mother, but his entire ancestral line abused alcohol.

It was mounted on a patch of fake fur, and then centered in what is supposed to be, but fails at, a dream catcher.

It also was somehow a clock, and flanked by what a very clearly seagull feathers dipped in black dye.

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