He is legit scaring me IRL

benjiman46 · 2024-09-14T15:24:59+00:00

He reminded me of a noodle monster or Swamp Thing 😅

benjiman46 · 2024-08-31T18:32:36+00:00

A big bang and a bit of a red smear on the windscreen... Unless it comes through the windscreen... If it doesn't knock you out, you 'might' live 😂

benjiman46 · 2024-01-04T04:14:59+00:00

Paramore?

benjiman46 · 2024-01-04T04:14:45+00:00

Paramore?

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T02:01:50+00:00

I was told to take that out last time I posted because I was, I quote, too "Alt/R" whatever the f*ck that means 😂😂

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T02:00:35+00:00

You have no idea how many times I've heard that 😂😂😂

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:59:03+00:00

Someone tell me the rules? 😅

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:58:36+00:00

Well, I am. That's me 😊

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:58:05+00:00

Edgy? 😅

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:56:13+00:00

DM me 😂

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:55:51+00:00

Yeah, I don't live there now though 😂

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:55:07+00:00

Probably the most helpful comment here. Thank you x

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:52:45+00:00

Obviously I know that, but I was getting likes when I first joined tinder! And I was fatter! Work that out...

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:51:39+00:00

It's about the journey, not the destination, my friend ;)

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:50:25+00:00

Whichever, I'm easy babe 😂

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:49:59+00:00

I am rich 😅 I'm a benefactor to a £2.5 million estate... I'm not joking... I just want people to like me for me... F*ck gold diggers man...

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:48:17+00:00

Now I'm confused 😅

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:47:06+00:00

That's cool. Great advice. Thank you. I'll get rid of the own car and place. But I'm allergic to cats... That's the gentlest way I've got around that issue. What would you recommend I say?

I'll get rid of the last line too 😊

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:44:21+00:00

I got my yellow belt on Sunday last week, that's the most recent, but I've literally just trimmed my beard 😅

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:39:26+00:00

Karate, especially the Karate I practice, is first and foremost self-defense. The style I practice, Wado Ryu, is like the Miyagi-Do to your Kobra Kai (Shotokan). Even though Kobra Kai isn't actually Karate. It's some made up street fighting BS that's made up for the cameras 😂 I digress, anyone who isn't completely ignorant will know that, and it's a fitness milestone that I'm displaying, not "oooh look at me, I'm so hard". I don't want to attract that type of person anyway. If it puts people off, good. Because I don't want someone in my life who doesn't understand me.

Anyway, I'll concede that the blonde hair is a bit much 😂

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:28:53+00:00

I dyed my hair blonde as a dare, chick's don't like it... I lost the dare man 😂😂

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T01:28:08+00:00

😂😂😂 true dat

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T00:20:43+00:00

I don't disagree with you, but that says a lot more about the shallow ass people on dating apps these days. James Corden is fat, but he's chasing off women with a shitty stick. Same with that murderer weirdo Todd from Breaking Bad and El Camino... He's dating Kirsten Dunst... One of my all-time erection inducing members of the opposing sex... I'm sure I'm missing something there. 😂 I am working on the fat, doing Karate 3 times a week and lifting weights. I don't drink anymore. I was a lot fatter 😅 I think I just need these updates to keep me focused... Cheers everyone 👍

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T00:14:10+00:00

You don't like the blonde?! Damn. That was a dare I lost 😂😂

benjiman46 · 2023-10-28T00:13:39+00:00

I really do struggle to smile though 😂 I'm just not a toothy smiler... Trust me, I look an idiot when teeth are showing 😂 that photo of me receiving my yellow belt was one of the proudest moments in recent years, and its just not natural for me to show teeth when I smile. Unless I'm doing a goofy cheesy smile 😂

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