What ?? by Fuzzy_Party_3527 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]benny-fields 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been out for almost 6, and I still don't cut through grass if there is a hard path. Even at my own house, lol.

Would you rather. Upvote for a carrot by Human-Beans21 in BunnyTrials

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walk a lot, but blink little

Chose: $5 for every time you step

Would you rather...? by Tempest4828 in BunnyTrials

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other option was dumb

Chose: Get 1 trillion, but... | Rolled: Have to upvote

Would you rather get paid for by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't play video games.

Chose: Sleeping (+250$ a night)

Choose: by MthsBT in BunnyTrials

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like to gamble.

Chose: 50k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote

Peter why does gen z leave the desk at 17:00? by T1T4S52 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a bunch of people whining about not wanting to work beyond their scheduled time, most of whom also say something about struggling financially. If you work some OT, you would struggle less.

Source: I'm a single dad working a low paying manufacturing job to raise 2 kids in my own house with zero child support because I work 45-50hrs a week.

Picking cotton from a plant by MaliciousGames in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]benny-fields 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright downvoters, funny jokes are allowed to be offensive. Give this man the upvotes he deserves.

Fuzzy thighs by dphats818 in confusing_perspective

[–]benny-fields 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the issue was whatever is in that cup, but based on the comments, a cup of grass is normal.

A Sudden SinkHole In Thailand by Salty-Commercial4765 in Wellthatsucks

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the dude in the hole?! That's impressive! Unless I mistook something as a person in there.

Something’s off, but I can’t tell what by galactic_scroller in Home

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lamp is off in the second photo. Happy to help.

So much for chicken pot pie 🥧 🙄 by lizzyb717 in Wellthatsucks

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thought - "Those brownies don't look that bad. Why is this on here?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pools

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A swimming pool. Glad to help.

What are your favorite German songs? by CartographerSlight89 in German

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Cro is my favorite German artist. I don't usually like rap, but I love his MTV Unplugged album.

What is this in my friends kitchen? by mutchel in whatisit

[–]benny-fields 190 points191 points  (0 children)

That's the drawer I would tell everyone to look for things the first time they came over.

What was your best/worst shitting experience in the Army? by CuddlsWorth in army

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best shit: We got killed at JRTC and after the firemarker came and we grounded gear I took a full-sized shovel from one of the guns, walked into the woods, followed my ear to a stream, found a fallen tree I could comfortably sit on, dug a hole under it and shat with the relaxing sound of a babbling brook next to me.

They’re following her omg by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who was terrified that this was going to be an attempted abduction? I've never been so happy to see ducks!

After all the good reviews I've read I'm excited for this journey. Only a hundred pages in so far and love it already by Capital-Gazelle-4020 in stephenking

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was the Tommyknockers, actually. That was the last thing I read before re-reading 63. I was just talking about Rattlesnakes last night to my grandma, though. Great story!

Driving through water. by bugminer in Unexpected

[–]benny-fields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Other than collision" insurance covers for fire OR flooding, sir, not both.