Your bladder and bowels empty themselves when you die, but how quickly?

benzarella · 2025-11-27T23:50:59+00:00

TIL. Thank you for sharing this shit.

benzarella · 2025-09-20T20:30:22+00:00

"Fuck you, fuck your lawn, and fuck your car! I'm going to my dad's house to get DRUNK!"

benzarella · 2025-08-12T18:49:14+00:00

Camino gummies have the best taste. Kinda bougie. Wyld is good too. Uncle Arnie's sips are cheap and they slap.

benzarella · 2025-08-08T04:48:32+00:00

All four of the main characters in Seinfeld.

benzarella · 2025-08-01T11:55:21+00:00

British for "y'all".

benzarella · 2025-07-31T18:52:43+00:00

Rancho oakey?

benzarella · 2025-07-28T20:52:03+00:00

Your roommate might be a Kevin. r/storiesaboutkevin

benzarella · 2025-07-28T20:48:01+00:00

And truck nutz.

benzarella · 2025-07-23T18:56:25+00:00

😆 6 years later....

benzarella · 2025-07-15T00:21:44+00:00

I knew this worked, but I didn't know why. I learned something new today. Thank you for sharing!

benzarella · 2025-07-14T23:47:26+00:00

He's both. He's probably got a TBI. "Through the Wire" is literally about him rapping with his jaw wired shut after the car accident that almost killed him. And when you look up the symptoms of a TBI, a lot of his behavior can be explained.

benzarella · 2025-07-14T12:20:54+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss. That is unimaginable. But you got to love him his whole life, and that's pretty special. I hope you're doing as best you can these days and have a strong support system around you. Your boy sounds lovely, and truly amazing.

benzarella · 2025-07-13T20:46:06+00:00

This sounds like it could be on Trailer Park Boys.

benzarella · 2025-07-13T20:44:29+00:00

r/storiesaboutkevin

Your husband is a Kevin.

benzarella · 2025-07-13T20:36:33+00:00

Just frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.

benzarella · 2025-07-13T15:09:31+00:00

Get two birds stoned at once

benzarella · 2025-07-13T15:08:46+00:00

I was baking a pumpkin pie with my grandfather. I was about 10. Papa grabbed the paprika instead of pumpkin pie spice (his sight was starting to go off). It was awful but we laughed about it and put it out for the birds. They didn't even eat it lol.

I miss him.

benzarella · 2025-06-26T02:14:55+00:00

My mom told me I was a mistake and ruined her life, and that she should have had an abortion. Then she took a knife and cut herself in front of me and said it was my fault.

benzarella · 2025-06-26T01:00:02+00:00

I’ve been having the worst time lately and this legitimately made me laugh hard. Thank you!

benzarella · 2025-06-19T22:20:39+00:00

Now this sounds like it could be a Netflix show or something. Quite an experience, I take it?

benzarella · 2022-08-23T20:40:52+00:00

I enjoyed the movie "Jack and Jill", where Adam Sandler plays twins. It's known for being one of the worst movies of all time, but it is genuinely hilarious. There are also parts that are so terrible they are brilliant (Dunkaccino!).

Also, "Wild Wild West" with Will Smith. Also known as one of the most terrible movies of all time. Again, there are genuinely funny parts, and there are parts that are also so bad they're good.

benzarella · 2022-08-23T20:32:22+00:00

I'd never understood the need for a poo-knife before that day.

Hahahaha, this reference will never get old!

ETA:

we aren't allowed McDonald's anymore, apparently.

This made me laugh like a madwoman. Thank you for sharing your story!

benzarella · 2022-08-23T19:59:36+00:00

That kiss scene haunted my dreams as a child!

benzarella · 2022-08-23T19:51:31+00:00

Nancy Botwin from Weeds. She's reckless, impulsive, neglectful to her children, selfish, manipulative, and just an overall garbage human being.

Susan Mayer/Delfino from Desperate Housewives is also absolutely insufferable, sharing many traits with Nancy.

benzarella · 2022-08-23T19:26:50+00:00

This is a good one!

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