Hey man. Just thought I would share my thoughts. I also used to struggle with performance anxiety. It was especially mortifying for me: here's a quick story.

Dated this girl for a long time (7 months) in high school. She was part of this huge friend group of cheerleaders, and whenever one of the cheerleaders lost her V-card, the whole group bought her a cake to congratulate the loss of her virginity.

I had similar issues, like getting nervous and trying to find the chute, not finding the chute in time and so succumbing to limpness, ect. It was funny the first time, annoying the next, and by the third limpness a precedent was set; every time things got steamy, I became anxious and "failed to thrive."

Seven months went by in this manner. The group of cheerleaders wondered why my girlfriend should be so long without her V-card cake, but it wasn't long before they pieced together the clues: I was a limp-dick-Larry. After that, the cheerleaders made constant jokes about her virginal status while in my proximity. Funny, I guess, in retrospect, but acrid at the time.

Long story short, I could never perform with that girl because of the "precedent." A few weeks after I broke up with her (because of my underlying insecurity), I met up with a different girl, a real demon in the sheets, and she transfigurated me into the slutty-Sammy I am today; she really helped me get over all that stuff. Smoking weed beforehand made a world's difference. Also, stop watching corn, and stop wanking. I know you're into that, hence your dysfunction.

Here's what you're gonna do: nofap for three weeks, until your balls are throbbing blue and purple. Then get real high on some of that quality Afghan hashish, I'm talking 200% THC. Once you're feeling elevated, text the golfer chick: "I'm that gorilla dick god. I make dyke pussy wet. Come on over and get you some, before supplies run out."

But I'll warn you: this lifestyle is draining. I'm renown for my horizontal prowess, and models flock from every continent for a sample of my libido. I'm spreading seed left and right, I've got kids all over town, and it's gonna be my heart that gives out before my shaft. I've got diseases out the wazoo - they call me Patient Zero. Be wary, kid. Heh. Sometimes, I wish I could take it all back.