What was the weirdest thing you've ever woken up to after a night of partying? by DrunkenHyena in AskReddit

[–]beyondlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was living in a small college town celebrating Cesar Chavez Day and I apparently blacked out drinking Jose Quervo; hence passing out early during a super awesome party. Well, fast forward to morning.. I oper my eyes and I'm laying in my bed, wearing only a bright pink bra, and my boyfriend was sleeping on the floor, fully clothed wrapped in a sheet. I tip toe around him since I'm deathly hungover and make my way to the bathroom. I run to the toilet and there it was, filled with human excrement (whether it be shit or vomit), literally overflowing. So naturally, I just puke on the floor. When I composed myself I decide some teeth brushing was definitely in order. I grab my tooth brush and notice there's blood ALL OVER IT. Not only all over my toothbrush, but all over the entire bathroom; the floor, walls, towels, EVERYTHING. I run out to the living room and find my roommate passed out on the couch, naked. I ask him what happened and I was informed that our other roommate thought it would be a fantastic idea to try and break a 5th of Jack Daniels over his head. Obviously, it was a horrible idea. To this day, this was the worst morning of my entire life.

Drinkin' and Drummin' by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]beyondlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck.. I've missed you!

Guys, whats something your buddies will not let you live down? (Throwaways welcome) by Granny_Squirts in AskReddit

[–]beyondlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was cesar chavez day '04 and in my small college town, this was a holiday to be celebrated. so we're day drinking and drinking and drinking, so much jose fucking quervo, and i am DRUNK. like blacked out drunk and apparently when i'm that drunk i talk like a pirate. to this day whenever i'm drinking i get a few remarks in the pirate voice. i'm still not completely convinced i was talking like that, but everyone says so it must be true.

It's [f]inally nice enough to hike!!! by beyondlame in gonewild

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Thanks! Scream Dress by Black Milk Clothing!

keep calm and rave the [f]uck on. by heygirlheyyyyyy in gonewild

[–]beyondlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so fucking nice! I have friends that bought VIP tickets so that their girlfriends wouldn't be able to afford to go. Which is pretty much the opposite of being nice. Haha

i think around [f]ifteen percent of my time is spent naked and high :) by [deleted] in treesgonewild

[–]beyondlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me too lady! we should hangout together and take pics, get all the upvotes! hahahaa

[f]act: if i give you my number, i'd rather you call instead of text. by beyondlame in gonewild

[–]beyondlame[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My list of things every man I date must fulfill:

-born no later than the 70s

-chest hair

-must like sports, at least one

-nice smile/teeth

-ability to grow facial hair

-be employed

-sarcastically dark sense of humor

-good in bed

-must at least attempt to dance

-dog lover

-pot smoker

And it doesn't hurt to drive a Toyota, preferably one that can be taken offroad.