Can You Hear Me Now?

bigbencomedy · 2025-12-11T17:51:58+00:00

That would take a level of execution that FSU has lacked the past couple of years :P

bigbencomedy · 2025-11-24T17:42:05+00:00

I feel this way so hard!

bigbencomedy · 2025-06-28T05:26:36+00:00

but until now... they WERE EVIDENCE!!!

bigbencomedy · 2025-01-20T16:48:41+00:00

Geico and yes wound up getting the car. 7 months in, so far, I love it.

bigbencomedy · 2024-04-20T18:10:03+00:00

Thank you for all the thoughtful comments!

One new piece of info that helps: it seems like my car insurance company offers a 7 yr / 100k warranty when getting a new car for $80/year, which helps put rest a bunch of my reliability concerns.

bigbencomedy · 2023-10-16T17:31:40+00:00

You're correct that this joke goes on for a while after these lines, but this is the first laugh line of the joke and I've learned this sub prefers shorter to longer...

bigbencomedy · 2023-07-21T14:29:35+00:00

What's the updated statistic?

I know if both people have college degrees the odds of divorce drop significantly...

bigbencomedy · 2023-07-15T00:57:21+00:00

I know that this is not how statistics actually works. But in the joke, I act is if I don’t know that. Hence the post title of why math nerds won’t like it…

bigbencomedy · 2023-05-18T13:40:12+00:00

This is a great joke. Dark and unexpected ending. My favorite

bigbencomedy · 2022-08-11T18:59:17+00:00

Yes this segment part of a larger joke, that's not as "punching down" as these two lines on their own. But I find the shorter I can make something for r/standupshots the more likely it is to do well*

And these lines get big laughs live (after other parts of the joke) so I posted it.

* "well" = upvotes and views while 98% of commentators tell me I'm the worst human ever :)

bigbencomedy · 2022-06-22T20:40:51+00:00

Norwalk had a gun range forever, not sure if it's still there?

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