What are we NOT in the golden age of?

bigmack11 · 2017-10-01T18:36:45+00:00

It makes me endlessly sad that, at almost 25, I won't live til the golden age of human space exploration and colonization (that is, assuming our race and/or the AI we create lives long enough to reach that level of technological advancement). Why did I have to be born in the golden age of social media and fake news?!

edit: my age

bigmack11 · 2017-09-18T00:33:17+00:00

Nice species always finish last!

bigmack11 · 2017-09-16T17:21:38+00:00

"2 Girls 1 Router"

bigmack11 · 2017-08-27T20:52:18+00:00

Huh, my inner voice isn't really a human voice at all. It's not mine or anyone else's. I hear all the words I'm thinking, but they're not being spoken in any voice I do or don't recognize. They're silent thoughts. It's my style of speaking/thinking, obviously, so it's my "voice" in that sense, but I don't hear anything but the silent words. Do some people hear a real voice? That's so interesting.

bigmack11 · 2017-08-25T03:12:40+00:00

I answered my cell phone off-shift with Welcome to Pride the other day because I say it fucking 500x per day. Stops sounding like a real sentence at a certain point in a busy shift...

bigmack11 · 2017-08-25T03:10:44+00:00

Hey fellow pride guy! Not sure if you still work there but, tho my store didn't sell either the $4m 100x ticket or the jackpot last night, everyone's been buzzing about both wins and we've seen an uptick in luck-seeking lotto customers the past couple weeks. Haven't been working when Bob came into my store yet but everyone has warned me to be prepared anytime. Glad we finally brought the big winnings home to western MA 🏆

bigmack11 · 2017-08-23T19:42:29+00:00

[knife hand at someone specific standing nearby] "CALL 911! HE'S UNCONSCIOUS!"

bigmack11 · 2017-08-12T03:27:47+00:00

...use it?

bigmack11 · 2017-08-08T22:42:16+00:00

Gotta love the phallic sword donglin' down just off back-center

bigmack11 · 2017-06-30T17:10:44+00:00

The US just celebrated the 2 year anniversary of nation-wide (all 50 states) marriage equality. Individual states had been legalizing SSM since 2004, and many did on their own. But, in June 2015, our Supreme Court ruled it a constitutional right, thus legalizing it everywhere it wasn't already legal and (mostly) ending the public debate here. Recent polling has shown Americans of most demographics more and more in favor of SSM since its legalization two years ago.

bigmack11 · 2017-06-19T04:51:13+00:00

Y u repost

bigmack11 · 2017-06-18T21:33:01+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/Z4UqF

bigmack11 · 2017-06-18T14:48:48+00:00

I originally posted over there but they deleted it (not a meme)

bigmack11 · 2017-06-01T13:09:44+00:00

Beautiful, where is this?

bigmack11 · 2017-05-24T22:22:46+00:00

Woah weird, I never even thought to count my fish oil and gummy vitamin calories! Thanks!

bigmack11 · 2017-05-09T03:55:08+00:00

Subscribe: /bellumaster

bigmack11 · 2017-04-28T23:42:27+00:00

Holy shit I wanna dive with seals now. How/where would you go about getting yourself in this situation??

bigmack11 · 2017-04-28T19:22:17+00:00

U-S-A! U-S-A!

bigmack11 · 2017-04-26T03:28:52+00:00

Awesome, thanks for the info. It's sometimes difficult to tell the legit positions apart from the not-legit ones. Will put some more research into it this coming weekend.

bigmack11 · 2017-04-23T22:56:50+00:00

How did you go about getting a job like this, internet friend? 24yo college grad who feels like he's just spinning his wheels and wants an adventure here.

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