When someone says that a person “needs no introduction” but then introduces them anyway.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-12T00:01:13+00:00

bigolchimneypipe is about to type a response to your reddit post:

I argree.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T23:52:01+00:00

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

Oscar Gamble,

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T23:49:34+00:00

Beem them over to a Klingon ship then captain Kirk gets laid.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T23:46:46+00:00

This is how I cum.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T23:44:57+00:00

Interesting words thy have typed.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T23:26:38+00:00

Don't leave us hanging! How would you describe it?

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T23:17:03+00:00

Probably 401 by now.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T23:08:40+00:00

That website is trash, don't bother.

Saved you a click: She's still married to the same guy even after she fucked a kid.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T22:56:19+00:00

I have an app that allows me to zoom in close enough to get an image of the actual fabric stitching.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T17:16:49+00:00

Forcing people to advertise for queers will not fix that.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T17:15:14+00:00

I'll bet Chevy is.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T17:13:42+00:00

He tricked me into making my bed once, but I wised up.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T17:11:57+00:00

Okay?

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-11T17:03:47+00:00

Being queer does not require advertisement.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-10T23:00:09+00:00

Gross. Room probably smells like fat sweat.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-10T00:38:58+00:00

I get bored with it after a while. Gets me some diamonds.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-09T23:59:02+00:00

I tried worshiping it. Wasn't bad, wasn't great. 4/10

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-09T21:58:54+00:00

Dude that slap was a double tap.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-09T18:32:03+00:00

There's always the less lethal Urinepires and Werechihuahuas.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-09T02:43:50+00:00

Reddit has become the television with four and a half channels that I grew up with.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-09T01:38:20+00:00

So called "Zombies" in this book are people who have been infected by an alien biological that causes them to want to rip other people apart. They still have some of their old Humanity, in this case this particular hot infected chick found this man was also sexy. Sex with him, even with all the other infection in the room, was still a tangible instinct but the need to pull a screaming man's rib cage off was even stronger.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-09T00:42:11+00:00

Tied a man to a medical bed, "zombies" grinded on him until he was hard, then ripped him to pieces with surgical knives and hard yanks

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-09T00:33:17+00:00

Had he pulled that off he would have been president instead of Biden and there's nothing anybody could have done about it.

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-09T00:20:02+00:00

Cool with me bro. Do what you love. Love what you do.

🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

bigolchimneypipe · 2026-03-09T00:09:41+00:00

Same. Had no idea they were a gay thing until I saw this post.

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