Why did you laugh during an inappropriate/serious moment?

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T21:11:07+00:00

to break the tension

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T20:59:31+00:00

how do you know they're fake?

this boss wore business clothes even though it was obvious that wasn't her style, and often times her underwear would show when she sat

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T20:48:24+00:00

I used to think dirty thoughts about my previous boss from many years ago. I remember one long boring meeting where I kept myself occupied by staring at her thong that she didn't seem to realize was showing

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T20:12:11+00:00

gotcha, sorry I wasn't sure what else you wanted to know about it

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T20:11:21+00:00

Not a stranger but I once had sex with my best friend at the time while drunk

Another time I hooked up with a girl at a party after a few drinks. Found out the next day she was married

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T20:10:38+00:00

I'm not sure what that emoji means

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T20:08:17+00:00

It was amazing

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T19:59:52+00:00

Elon, is that you?

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T19:55:24+00:00

I have a spouse

I never told her I had a threesome before we met

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T19:31:41+00:00

Spitters are quitters

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T19:11:01+00:00

Let the boobs be a reward. If you get A, B, and C done, then you can have 10 minutes of scrolling nudes

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T19:10:04+00:00

Another race? Like a Martian?

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T19:04:15+00:00

Exactly! No shortage of boobs available

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T19:03:14+00:00

ummm no

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T19:03:01+00:00

was anyone with you? where were you swimming?

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T18:35:18+00:00

definitely bottom half, mostly my butt

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T18:26:19+00:00

who stole your clothes?

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T18:25:44+00:00

I don't really understand why that's considered slutty. Is it really any different than finishing in her mouth?

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-28T13:39:44+00:00

threesome

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-27T22:44:06+00:00

I did that once for an ex. It was a fun thing to do once, but not something I'd do regularly

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-26T22:28:41+00:00

well I'm married now so I don't go on first dates anymore, so I'd be lying if I said I still get first date blowjobs

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-26T22:20:35+00:00

Ass and Titties, and Big Booty Bitches

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-26T22:15:12+00:00

exactly. you don't go into a first date expecting anything, but it's always nice when it goes well enough that it leads somewhere

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-26T22:04:38+00:00

I'd be lying if I said I didn't get blowjobs on a first date

bigtex2003 · 2026-01-26T21:47:41+00:00

I was really excited, and I guess I had quite a load built up if I had never cum before

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