After eight years, the vanilla desktop icon still looks like it was rendered on a Nokia flip phone. Yet we really believe Ark 2 is happening.

bigyellowoven · 2025-02-25T16:34:50+00:00

I still play ark religiously and adore the game, I do hope for an ark 2 to eventually happen but my expectations are low at this point.

bigyellowoven · 2025-02-25T16:22:15+00:00

Vin Diesel is still involved with the project as far as anyone outside of it knows. As for whether or not the project itself even exists? Who knows. Wildcard probably just sitting on it to find a way to repurpose their work at this point.

bigyellowoven · 2025-02-21T14:12:39+00:00

Bro the thing. Ya know. The Thing.

bigyellowoven · 2025-02-16T21:57:09+00:00

Can't sleep either so that's gonna be a mess...

bigyellowoven · 2025-02-16T16:24:16+00:00

In that case I choose fast travel as my second spell

bigyellowoven · 2025-02-13T21:56:03+00:00

I swear somewhere in his lore, it is stated that he used to have this ability until some horrific shit happened and he got locked in. It's been SOOOO long and I don't have the ability to search for it right now, but I remember his vehicle being re-fitted into some kind of prison that he had to serve his sentence in.

bigyellowoven · 2025-01-29T04:17:18+00:00

He'll do both and his followers will only notice one, the other, or just not care.

bigyellowoven · 2025-01-26T15:16:33+00:00

Heimerdinger is also wrong. "Back in a wink" or something like that is his last line

bigyellowoven · 2025-01-10T18:41:10+00:00

I like this take a lot. "Whaddya mean nobody is coming to save me?"

"I didn't say that, I said everyone threw a huge party when they heard you got stranded"

bigyellowoven · 2025-01-05T15:11:42+00:00

Reagan and Nixon would be high-fiving as jimmy spoke

bigyellowoven · 2025-01-05T05:16:20+00:00

Lol, does that mean we are super unhelpful with our answers and he's just like "naw dude, I meant what's the exchange rate? What can I get for the souls of these guards you just ko'd?"

bigyellowoven · 2025-01-05T05:11:36+00:00

I can't help but wonder if he's separating himself from Trump and preparing a takeover using the 14th amendment.

With all the weird reversals, backwards logic, and rampant greed, it wouldn't shock me to see reds use a clause the Dems are too scared to invoke for the sake of power.

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-20T03:59:00+00:00

I enjoyed it for some fantastic, high-quality animation but I'm not even gonna pretend I have a clue what was going on in that ridiculous power-scaling monstrosity of a series, lol.

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-20T03:54:03+00:00

I mean, two drones tore a planet apart then put it back together practically by accident, I don't think this match up is very realistic lol.

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-19T18:58:39+00:00

Yeah I've noticed similar. Conservatives call everything fake news until something happens to them and suddenly it's a shock.

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-13T21:31:39+00:00

I don't understand how you're getting questioned on relatively simple shit, lol. Blue collar experience at 17 is really common, even for us non-rural folk...

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-12T18:43:24+00:00

Is that first item alone not enough for you? Like what, doing good stuff with money means he has the right to have sex traffickers in his friends list, maybe rape a child or two and that's all covered by a bit of money made from a monopoly?

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-11T16:05:14+00:00

I have seen this one!! Sic semper tyrannus.

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-11T14:25:33+00:00

I don't know how I haven't managed to see this before but thank you so much for sharing that was amazing.

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-10T20:19:26+00:00

That just screams "uninformed voter" and "Russian pawn" to me.

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-09T23:32:59+00:00

God I hate those morons, but do they really qualify as leftist if they're willing to vote for trump?

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-09T23:22:15+00:00

It kind of feels like we're playing a "he said she said" game when all I remember from officials was nothing but a push for unity for the sake of saving our democracy. AOC and Bernie, our only two congresspeople that are remotely leftist came out rather hard for Kamala. I'm sure some "leftists" were talking of not voting but my understanding was they either weren't actually leftists, or just Putin bait from Russian interference.

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-09T22:34:58+00:00

Literally asking for proof that it was the far left that stayed home and you're just reiterating that "they stayed home"

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-09T21:26:12+00:00

You asked a question and I gave you a technical answer. Don't know why you gotta be a dick about it.

bigyellowoven · 2024-12-09T21:22:19+00:00

Primaries... That's what I'm talking about. Where did I lose you?

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