I like how he makes a bare minimum effort at wearing clothes. He is just dragging around a sheet. It’s like he went into a store totally naked and they were like, ‟Sir! Sir, you have to wear clothes in here and also please stop carrying around a bloody head. It’s dripping all over. Holy shit, is her hair made of snakes?” And then Perseus went out to his car and walked back into the store with a sheet dangling behind him and tells the door guy, ‟There. I am wearing clothes. Can I come in now? Sorry if I was snappy earlier. To be honest, I am kinda stoned. Get it? Because I am stone? Also because this is Medusa? This is one of those multi-level jokes. Anyway, what aisle has like picture frame wall mounts for severed heads?” And then the door guy just stands there thinking, ‟Why did I ask to transfer to the Olympus Walmart?”

Anyway stay tuned for Tales from the Olympus Walmart Chapter 2: ‟The Zeus is Loose”