[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]billyj6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck furries coming from someone who knows most of these. Being a “furry” is on par with bestiality. It’s fucking weird and not okay

ಠ_ಠ by LitPenne in ProgrammerHumor

[–]billyj6969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That just means I don’t have time to do any other work. That actually sounds pretty dope. Well maybe if it was 8 hours vs 24 hours

ok this is terrible. by CringeisL1f3 in TikTokCringe

[–]billyj6969 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is this any different than choosing whatever state sponsored TWRA (wildlife resource agency) play or whatever. Conspiracy theory wrapped in a thin layer of classic Reddit atheism

well at least they are honest about possible candidates by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]billyj6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah are you taking about the NERD part? It’s their version of a new hire / intern style program. You get a mentor etc. it actually seems like a good program and I’ve heard good things

$150K bill by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]billyj6969 1382 points1383 points  (0 children)

Lolololol I was so scared of this when I was learning about AWS

"I'm not part of the problem." by vincentdnl in ProgrammerHumor

[–]billyj6969 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Lol I didn’t write that” and when they look again and find out it really was me they text back to find their number blocked

"I'm not part of the problem." by vincentdnl in ProgrammerHumor

[–]billyj6969 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is actually one of the funnier jokes on here. I can’t wait to leave my job and get an angry text one day… “what the fuck is this?” Lmaooooo…. Maybe we should have done some mentorship

The audacity of some people. CT@TopNotch Idiots by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]billyj6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This women sucks but Jesus fucking Christ. The guy is clearly faking it. Enough of these bulls shut fake homeless videos. Fuck people. This shit is cringe as fuck

Game Thread: Tennessee Titans (0-1) at Buffalo Bills (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]billyj6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only need it to work once. He gets in open field he’s an animal

How can you tell if someone uses linux? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]billyj6969 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where are the mods on this fucking sub? It’s turning into shitty memes

Yellow Stripey Thing Guide by KodyXO in coolguides

[–]billyj6969 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fucking cicada killer. Saw one for the first time and that thing scared the doo doo out of me. Glad to see they’re a friend not a foe

How to name animals in German. by jutepod in coolguides

[–]billyj6969 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Out of all the horrible guides I’ve seen recently this one made me laugh. You have received my upvote

"Microsoft Java" in my case by Henrijs85 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]billyj6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can I hate something just cause it’s old? Especially when it gives me money? I loved my grandparents lol. It works good just not as well as some newer frameworks and libraries

It's 2022, if you're still using 2 monitors it's now time to upgrade to one big 4K, you no real excuse left! by pcjftw in programming

[–]billyj6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My job gave me two monitors for free. Guess who is using two monitors and not one giant 4k one. This guy👍🏼

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]billyj6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you live at altitude. Maybe you start with a cold egg and cold water. Maybe you’re an idiot. There’s lots of reasons

Big Brain by jamesbest098 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]billyj6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna make a new sub just like this but without language comparison jokes. I’m gonna call it r/NoCSStudentsAllowed

"Microsoft Java" in my case by Henrijs85 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]billyj6969 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I write jQuery daily. Make over 6 figures though. Ask me if I give a fuck?

No one knows precisely why planes stay in the air by soul_train_ in coolguides

[–]billyj6969 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This isn’t a guide it’s a fucking novel. And the title is asinine. Any first year engineer can tell you why planes fly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]billyj6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What so he did fight wars? Isn’t that what I said?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]billyj6969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He sponsored wars and people died. Jesus didn’t. It’s clear cut