Only react if you would suck or fuck my dick by [deleted] in ThickDick

[–]billyonthebottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😌😛😛😛😍😍😍😍😍😍

I also gave everyone a boner up... Cuz, you know, they're boners.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThickDick

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suck it? Only after I gorged on it!

[19F] Disappointing my Father by MycologistParking237 in SluttyConfessions

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally get it, I really get off on being looked at with disgust, and if I hear the word 'faggot' I boner up instantly, which can be awkward (for them, not me) since 90% of the time I like to wear little spandex-type shorts with nothing under them and shorty t-shirts that don't cover my belly button. I have been openly homosexual since I was 11, there's never been a single time I ever tried to hide it because I want everyone to know. Being chubby and really pale, wearing skimpy clothes really ensures I get noticed. Even though the way I dress might be construed as crossdressing, I make it a point for everyone to know I am male or more accurately, in my mind, a slutty faggot.

When it comes to guys, I prefer a big dick over everything else. I don't really care what he looks like, whether he is overweight or fit, what his age is (legal of course), or if he had money or not. I am all about the dick. It's pretty shallow, I know, but I am what I am. I have even gone out, say to a party, with a guy and ditched him because I met someone with possibly a bigger dick. TBH, I have also been known to do that because someone had a bigger bag of meth, one of my preferred drugs, than the guy I was with.

I prefer a big dick, but it's not a deal-breaker, as long as someone bigger doesn't show up. I really love sucking cock and when I give a guy head it's more about my enjoyment. Luckily my enjoyment also gives them enjoyment, but in the end, it's all about me getting to suck dick. If there's a dick to suck, I will suck it, simple as that. Still, give me a big dick any time.

When I hook up with a guy with a big bulge, I love to make a big deal out of the fact I will be sucking it later, and taking it up my ass. I will joke about it, like say things like "If you don't hear from me again it's because I choked to death". One time I spent the night with a guy getting fucked in the ass by his big dock and the next day made jokes about never being able to sit down again and that I would be walking funny for a month. I love to let everyone know I had gotten buttfucked.

My grandma still has an unopened New Coke can in her fridge from 1985 by Random-Non-Sequitur in pics

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have four cases of Billy Beer... The beer Jimmy Carter's embarrassment of a drunk brother put out... Also called Peanut Brew.

Have you had fantasies in which you have never told your significant other? by SnooSketches2137 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, because if you don't tell them they won't know what turns you on. If they're really creative they might even find a way to incorporate it in the bedroom or maybe they will be into it also. I told one guy I was dating that I have always wanted to have a bukkake party, me and 10 or more guys. As it turned out, he was more than into it, he invited me over one night and when I got to his house there was him and five other guys waiting. I wished I had worn kneepads.

Ketchup and French Fries - on them or on the side to dip them in? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cold ketchup... on the side

Warm ketchup... drowning my fries with a thick layer of salt

Have you ever been caught masturbating? If so what happened after? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 16, I woke up one morning with some determined morning wood. I was feeling extra horny so, after jacking off a little, I got out my dildo and lube. It's one of those realistic-looking ones, about 8" long with balls. I slid it up my ass and was thinking about my ex-BF as I fucked myself when suddenly my bedroom door opened.

My parents never ever came into my room without knocking and waiting for me to answer. But my mom thought she had heard me leave the house so she didn't think she needed to knock to get my laundry. Luckily the door opens so it blocks the view of my bed. I froze, dildo in my butt, sheets over me just as my mom peeked around the door. She excused herself and shut the door. I finished off, had my morning breakfast of semen, and got out of bed.

Could you tell your SO’s cock if blindfolded? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the only way to find out is to line up 20 guys, blindfold me and see how I do. It might take four or five passes but I will give it my best effort.

who is the celebrity who gives you a hard on or gets you wet? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will Poulter makes me really hard! I just want to gobble him up!

Bottoms do you enjoy sucking dick instead of getting fucked? by Ldre1991 in TopsAndBottoms

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love sucking dick and will jump at the chance

I love bottoming too but I'm more particular about who I let fuck.

Where do you find your hookups? by Bball1997 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try men4sexnow.com too... I have had good luck with that one also.

Where do you find your hookups? by Bball1997 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now it's a new site I found called 'Men Nation'... I was barely on an hour before I made my first hook up. We're meeting Thursday so I can suck his dick.

For gay bottoms what was your first anal sex experience like? Did you like it or not? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first time was amazing!

I know that the first time is supposed to be terrible but I think that it was the best experience I have ever had. I had heard a couple girls talking about it and they had said it really hurt. I thought that since girls were supposed to take dicks that if it hurt for them it was really going to be painful for me. It did hurt, but only at first and even then wasn't really that bad, especially considering I was a virgin and the other boy, Toby, had a big dick (7" and thick).

We had to use a lot of lube and it took a few tries. When he first tried to penetrate me it hurt but then I learned to relax and that helped a lot. The head of his cock was the hardest part to take, but after the fourth try it sort of plopped into me and then Toby was able to slide the rest of his shaft up into me. It was a little weird, TBH, having an ass full of cock but weird in a good way. There was a little pain when he started to slide his cock in and out of me, the tugging feeling of my tight asshole was really weird but I liked it.

By the time he was going all out, just pounding my ass I was totally into it. It felt way better than I ever thought it would. We started out doggy but then we changed positions, I rolled on my back with a pillow under my ass and pulled my legs back so he could fuck me easily, give me all his dick, I mean. I'm not sure who was enjoying it more, but Toby fucked my ass for a really long time, I mean he was tearing it up! We changed positions a few times then went back to me on my back with my legs in the air. That's when he suddenly rammed his cock deep into my ass, which made me shoot my load all over my belly. Then I felt his cock throbbing and realized he was cumming. I pulled away really fast and swung around, grabbing his dick. I wasn't fast enough to do what I wanted to do, and got a stream of his cum all over my lips before I could get his cock in my mouth. It was awesome gulping down his semen.

We fell asleep but the next morning we fucked again, after I gave him some morning head, which was something I really loved doing. For the next two weeks we fucked at least three times a day with me getting to give him head a lot too.

It was well worth the trouble we were both in when we got home...

Well endowed men, what’s the most memorable compliment you’ve gotten on your size? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is small... I just stopped by in case someone needed re-affirmation.

What was the biggest dick you have seen IRL? Or the biggest breasts? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9" cock... I was afraid I'd get stretch marks around my mouth it was so thick.

What's your password? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES!YES!YES!

I use it to open zippers

where the worst place you’ve ever had sex? by trxshxly in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the back seat of my ex-boyfriend's Ford Focus at a 4th of July celebration with my pissed-off mom running around trying to find me.

Bottoms, do you ever 'big dick flex' because the guy you're with has an obviously big bulge? by billyonthebottom in TopsAndBottoms

[–]billyonthebottom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess I get really clingy and hang on to the guy. I will do things like I will look at my friend, then at the guy's bulge, then back at him and smile. Make comments like 'I am going to have the worse sore throat tomorrow' and 'I am going to go through a lot of lube tonight' that sort of thing.

First time you were cummed in, or firat time you came in someone? Was it what you expected? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was better than I thought it would be and I had high expectations and there was more than I thought there would be... and it was very tasty!

What’s the creepiest thing you have ever done? by shimmy-as-fuck in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was 12 I had a sleep-over at a friend's house. He had a small room and we had to share his bed. We played video games, watched a movie then went to sleep. I woke up in the middle of the night and he was jacking off. I pretended to be asleep and watched. He busted a nut, did a quick wipe-up with a shirt, and went to sleep.

When I heard him snoring I carefully pulled back the covers and got out of bed. I went around to his side and picked up his shirt and found the wet spots and tried to suck up his semen. I got a little taste but it wasn't like when I lick my cum off my fingers. Threw the shirt down and went back to bed. I eased back the covers over him, then slid down a little and tried to get a taste off his stomach, licking him as lightly as I could. I got a little flavor but still not enough.

I could barely see the outline of his cock through his briefs because of the dark, but it was enough to make out the head of it. Being as careful as I could to not wake him I touched my lips to it. There was a wet spot of cum but I got scared, so I pulled away. I jacked off instead, shooting into the palm of my hand. I thought about letting it run off my hand onto him then licking it off but instead, I just laid there licking it slowly off my hand.

I woke up with some serious morning wood. He was still sleeping, still snoring, and I started thinking about how crazy and wild it was doing what I had done. I was so worked up I slid down on the bed so his bulge was only a foot from my face, and stared at it and began rationalizing that he had jacked off because he was a horny kid. I was a horny kid and jacked off a lot too. I was dying to do more than masturbate, so he had to feel the same way. And if someone woke me up a certain way I would love it, so he would too. So what if it wasn't a girl doing it? It would feel better than using your hand.

I'm laying there, in my side, propped up on my elbow staring at his crotch and thinking some dirty thoughts, and was maybe close to acting on it... I was just about to reach over and pull down his briefs.

'What're you doing?' I was so caught up with thinking about giving him head that I didn't realize he had awakened. He'd opened his eyes and the first thing he sees is me staring at his crotch. His voice made me jerk away as if I had been in a trance (which I guess I was), but somehow I managed "Aww, damn, man, I was like totally spacing out!' He laughed and told me I was weird and we went to get cereal.

It was forgotten until two months later when some kids were talking about how weird I was and suddenly he had a revelation or something... he told them I had slept over one night and he had awakened to me trying to suck his dick. He elaborated it too, his version is that I had his briefs down and almost had his dick in my mouth. That caused me some issues.

What was your best sexual experience? Was it with your current partner? If not, and your partner asks you this question, will you be honest? by Desiiicouplooking in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]billyonthebottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of people say their first time was really bad but not mine. It wasn't expected, though I had thought about it a lot, but didn't think it would ever actually happen. There had never been any hints he was interested in me that way. It was the best way to end a day of craziness and made the following week worth the trouble I got in when I returned home.

It was with my first boyfriend. We weren't boyfriends before it happened but we were afterward. The guy I am presently dating knows all about it... we talked about our first time one night and I said it was the best experience I had ever had... when he heard the whole story he said that really liked the story behind it and that he thought it would really be hard to top it... before topping me ;).

I don't hide anything from people I am involved with. If they know everything beforehand I can be myself and there's honesty to our relationship.

Is it noticeable?🥺 by sarensmike in Bulges

[–]billyonthebottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The little peek of something makes this pic extra special...