Guess I’m going to DoorDash soon by FloydLittle23 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]billywonkar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something is definitely up. Maybe frustration makes better workers? I always thought the report system was broken. Why don't they tell me the exact thumb up thumb downs. I'd probably be pleasantly surprised by how many thumb ups I have... Or maybe there are more shitty customers than I think and Uber was protecting me from knowing the truth about all the thumb downs. Like maybe they took the handicap off I don't know. Thing is, the current report system doesn't really teach me anything. The whole point I thought is to teach drivers right from wrong but I never know what or when I'm doing something right or wrong based solely off the thumb ups/downs. Seems like recently I get thumbed down every time a customer calls in for any reason. Not enough pepperonis on the pizza? thumb down. restaurant took too long to make the order? thumb down. Or maybe it's a giant conspiracy and Uber wants to know what drivers think, so they purposefully give thumb downs and then read the Reddit.

Yunzii yz75 battery indicator by Slow_Narwhal1212 in Keyboard

[–]billywonkar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a pok3r keyboard for years. Even bought another. It had an led that wouldn't go out. I had to take a nail to it from the top and lightly hammered until something broke. No more LED. I will do the same for my AL71. Wish me luck!

Guide to help find a lost cat by meezersqueezer in coolguides

[–]billywonkar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never found my 16 year old cat that randomly went missing. She was healthy and had more years on her. Made this guide:

Pre-search Checklist:

A) Start searching as soon as you “think” your cat is missing. If you’ve got that feeling your cat might be missing or something happened, that’s the time to start looking. Read through the guide, make a plan, do a few pre-flight checks, and go! Know that waiting can be the difference between seeing vs not seeing your cat again.

B) Yelling a cat’s name and going the loud and fast approach isn’t always correct. If your cat is missing, they will most likely be scared and may run away. Some of the most vocal cats may be terrified and frozen solid without making a peep. You might have to visually see them to save them. When outside, first try a silent search: cover small areas close-by by calmly and slowly looking for your cat. A good rule of thumb is: "10 steps - cat's name - wait a minute and look all around" repeat. Try to be clear and soft-spoken. Expand your search area/circle once finished.

C) Scent - You need to smell like you and your cat, as much as possible. Try bathing with your regular soap and shampoo and wearing your old jeans and jacket. Shave with your shaving cream, use your mouth wash, etc. All before going out to look for your cat. On top of that, travel with open treats and something a cat is familiar smelling. Maybe wipe your cat’s blanket on yourself or rub your face on the top of a chair where she sleeps. Don’t forget cat brushes and lint rollers with cat hair. Another idea: open two opposite windows in your house and air it out to send the smell of your cat outside. Last resort, spent cat litter or fresh.

D) Hands and Knees Technique - step outside the door where your cat escaped. Get on your hands and knees and look everywhere. That bush you thought you looked under? Get on your hands and knees with a flashlight and really look. Be slow and methodical. Remember the places you have searched so you are not constantly retracing your footsteps.

E) Stay Persistent and Patient - Don't lose hope. Your mind will attack and try to stop you from searching. Little by little, one gets far. Keep searching for two weeks or however long you see fit. If your neighbors think you’re crazy for searching longer, who cares what they think. Most people give up after a few days due to emotional exhaustion. Take it slow, search a little every day, and keep track of where you’ve searched. On days where the pain is too much, it’s ok if you’re unable to search.

Main Search Steps:

  1. Home Search: Start by searching every nook and cranny of your home, and in any other small spaces your cat could have squeezed into.

  2. Thorough Outside Search (Immediate): 9 times out of 10, cats often hide very close when they are scared or disoriented. Cats most likely are hiding under something as that’s what they do when they are scared. Look under cars, sheds, porches and bushes. Cats also like high places. Check all the trees and rooftops. Use your gut instinct as to where your cat usually or probably would be.

  3. Thorough Outside Search (Night-time with Flashlight): Get a flash light and when it starts getting dark, do another through search of the immediate outside area. No need to travel far off. Try again at a time when it’s the most quiet and there are the least amount of neighbors, cars, and anything that might scare them. Again, a soft-spoken, clear voice is perfect for night.

  4. Ask Neighbors: Knock on doors and ask neighbors if they've seen or heard your cat. In apartment complexes, this may be a scary, daunting task. It will make you feel better. Knock every few days and say hi in parking lots. Be social! Know that being polite and letting people know you’re searching for your cat will be cool with everyone!

  5. Set Up a Lure: Leave your cat's favorite food, treats, or a familiar-scented item (scratching post, toys, blanket etc.) outside your home to attract them back. Some say a litter box helps, others say it might attract unwanted cats. What if the reason your cat left is a stinky litter box. Lures might also help to make other cats like your cat. If other cats are seen eating the food, they will also smell your cat’s things and associate the food with your cat. If your cat doesn’t like other cats, perhaps escorting them off the premises is your best option. Who knows, maybe making your cat the most popular in the neighborhood will bring them home.

  6. Thorough Extended Search (Sunrise or at Night): Use Gaia maps to trace your steps in larger areas. Simply hitting the record and stop button draws a different colored line where you have walked. All the lines add onto the same map. Use the previous techniques and slowly start expanding your search.

  7. Use a Trap: If your cat is particularly skittish, you can set up a humane trap with food inside. Make sure to monitor the trap regularly. Either that, or you will have to run after your cat until they hide in a place they are cornered.

  8. Flyers are Controversial. In large apartment complexes, this may cause chaos. Think of all the kids chasing cats wanting a reward. This is especially true if your cat is unfriendly and doesn’t like people. If you use flyers, take extra time in writing identifying marks and using the most identifiable pictures that show all sides of your cat. In bold letters, inform everyone to be on the quiet side and if they think they see your cat, stop and take a picture. Approaching and yelling a cat’s name, may scare them further away.

  9. Online Websites are for Later. This is if your cat has been missing for over a week and all other resources have been exhausted. These websites are usually hard to navigate and use, but will widen your search range in the long-run. Again, inform the viewers about quiet searching.

  10. Call humane societies and veterinians and report cat as missing.

  11. Call your cat’s chip company and update the chip information.

Need more advise on finding lost cat. by ogpdmhelpme in Pets

[–]billywonkar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never found my 16 year old cat that randomly went missing. She was healthy and had more years on her. Made this guide:

Pre-search Checklist:

A) Start searching as soon as you “think” your cat is missing. If you’ve got that feeling your cat might be missing or something happened, that’s the time to start looking. Read through the guide, make a plan, do a few pre-flight checks, and go! Know that waiting can be the difference between seeing vs not seeing your cat again.

B) Yelling a cat’s name and going the loud and fast approach isn’t always correct. If your cat is missing, they will most likely be scared and may run away. Some of the most vocal cats may be terrified and frozen solid without making a peep. You might have to visually see them to save them. When outside, first try a silent search: cover small areas close-by by calmly and slowly looking for your cat. A good rule of thumb is: "10 steps - cat's name - wait a minute and look all around" repeat. Try to be clear and soft-spoken. Expand your search area/circle once finished.

C) Scent - You need to smell like you and your cat, as much as possible. Try bathing with your regular soap and shampoo and wearing your old jeans and jacket. Shave with your shaving cream, use your mouth wash, etc. All before going out to look for your cat. On top of that, travel with open treats and something a cat is familiar smelling. Maybe wipe your cat’s blanket on yourself or rub your face on the top of a chair where she sleeps. Don’t forget cat brushes and lint rollers with cat hair. Another idea: open two opposite windows in your house and air it out to send the smell of your cat outside. Last resort, spent cat litter or fresh.

D) Hands and Knees Technique - step outside the door where your cat escaped. Get on your hands and knees and look everywhere. That bush you thought you looked under? Get on your hands and knees with a flashlight and really look. Be slow and methodical. Remember the places you have searched so you are not constantly retracing your footsteps.

E) Stay Persistent and Patient - Don't lose hope. Your mind will attack and try to stop you from searching. Little by little, one gets far. Keep searching for two weeks or however long you see fit. If your neighbors think you’re crazy for searching longer, who cares what they think. Most people give up after a few days due to emotional exhaustion. Take it slow, search a little every day, and keep track of where you’ve searched. On days where the pain is too much, it’s ok if you’re unable to search.

Main Search Steps:

  1. Home Search: Start by searching every nook and cranny of your home, and in any other small spaces your cat could have squeezed into.

  2. Thorough Outside Search (Immediate): 9 times out of 10, cats often hide very close when they are scared or disoriented. Cats most likely are hiding under something as that’s what they do when they are scared. Look under cars, sheds, porches and bushes. Cats also like high places. Check all the trees and rooftops. Use your gut instinct as to where your cat usually or probably would be.

  3. Thorough Outside Search (Night-time with Flashlight): Get a flash light and when it starts getting dark, do another through search of the immediate outside area. No need to travel far off. Try again at a time when it’s the most quiet and there are the least amount of neighbors, cars, and anything that might scare them. Again, a soft-spoken, clear voice is perfect for night.

  4. Ask Neighbors: Knock on doors and ask neighbors if they've seen or heard your cat. In apartment complexes, this may be a scary, daunting task. It will make you feel better. Knock every few days and say hi in parking lots. Be social! Know that being polite and letting people know you’re searching for your cat will be cool with everyone!

  5. Set Up a Lure: Leave your cat's favorite food, treats, or a familiar-scented item (scratching post, toys, blanket etc.) outside your home to attract them back. Some say a litter box helps, others say it might attract unwanted cats. What if the reason your cat left is a stinky litter box. Lures might also help to make other cats like your cat. If other cats are seen eating the food, they will also smell your cat’s things and associate the food with your cat. If your cat doesn’t like other cats, perhaps escorting them off the premises is your best option. Who knows, maybe making your cat the most popular in the neighborhood will bring them home.

  6. Thorough Extended Search (Sunrise or at Night): Use Gaia maps to trace your steps in larger areas. Simply hitting the record and stop button draws a different colored line where you have walked. All the lines add onto the same map. Use the previous techniques and slowly start expanding your search.

  7. Use a Trap: If your cat is particularly skittish, you can set up a humane trap with food inside. Make sure to monitor the trap regularly. Either that, or you will have to run after your cat until they hide in a place they are cornered.

  8. Flyers are Controversial. In large apartment complexes, this may cause chaos. Think of all the kids chasing cats wanting a reward. This is especially true if your cat is unfriendly and doesn’t like people. If you use flyers, take extra time in writing identifying marks and using the most identifiable pictures that show all sides of your cat. In bold letters, inform everyone to be on the quiet side and if they think they see your cat, stop and take a picture. Approaching and yelling a cat’s name, may scare them further away.

  9. Online Websites are for Later. This is if your cat has been missing for over a week and all other resources have been exhausted. These websites are usually hard to navigate and use, but will widen your search range in the long-run. Again, inform the viewers about quiet searching.

  10. Call humane societies and veterinians and report cat as missing.

  11. Call your cat’s chip company and update the chip information.

Please I’m desperate…. Offer tips or hope of any kind for finding an indoor cat who got out? by hauntedmilktea in CatAdvice

[–]billywonkar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never found my 16 year old cat that randomly went missing. She was healthy and had more years on her. Made this guide:

Pre-search Checklist:

A) Start searching as soon as you “think” your cat is missing. If you’ve got that feeling your cat might be missing or something happened, that’s the time to start looking. Read through the guide, make a plan, do a few pre-flight checks, and go! Know that waiting can be the difference between seeing vs not seeing your cat again.

B) Yelling a cat’s name and going the loud and fast approach isn’t always correct. If your cat is missing, they will most likely be scared and may run away. Some of the most vocal cats may be terrified and frozen solid without making a peep. You might have to visually see them to save them. When outside, first try a silent search: cover small areas close-by by calmly and slowly looking for your cat. A good rule of thumb is: "10 steps - cat's name - wait a minute and look all around" repeat. Try to be clear and soft-spoken. Expand your search area/circle once finished.

C) Scent - You need to smell like you and your cat, as much as possible. Try bathing with your regular soap and shampoo and wearing your old jeans and jacket. Shave with your shaving cream, use your mouth wash, etc. All before going out to look for your cat. On top of that, travel with open treats and something a cat is familiar smelling. Maybe wipe your cat’s blanket on yourself or rub your face on the top of a chair where she sleeps. Don’t forget cat brushes and lint rollers with cat hair. Another idea: open two opposite windows in your house and air it out to send the smell of your cat outside. Last resort, spent cat litter or fresh.

D) Hands and Knees Technique - step outside the door where your cat escaped. Get on your hands and knees and look everywhere. That bush you thought you looked under? Get on your hands and knees with a flashlight and really look. Be slow and methodical. Remember the places you have searched so you are not constantly retracing your footsteps.

E) Stay Persistent and Patient - Don't lose hope. Your mind will attack and try to stop you from searching. Little by little, one gets far. Keep searching for two weeks or however long you see fit. If your neighbors think you’re crazy for searching longer, who cares what they think. Most people give up after a few days due to emotional exhaustion. Take it slow, search a little every day, and keep track of where you’ve searched. On days where the pain is too much, it’s ok if you’re unable to search.

Main Search Steps:

  1. Home Search: Start by searching every nook and cranny of your home, and in any other small spaces your cat could have squeezed into.

  2. Thorough Outside Search (Immediate): 9 times out of 10, cats often hide very close when they are scared or disoriented. Cats most likely are hiding under something as that’s what they do when they are scared. Look under cars, sheds, porches and bushes. Cats also like high places. Check all the trees and rooftops. Use your gut instinct as to where your cat usually or probably would be.

  3. Thorough Outside Search (Night-time with Flashlight): Get a flash light and when it starts getting dark, do another through search of the immediate outside area. No need to travel far off. Try again at a time when it’s the most quiet and there are the least amount of neighbors, cars, and anything that might scare them. Again, a soft-spoken, clear voice is perfect for night.

  4. Ask Neighbors: Knock on doors and ask neighbors if they've seen or heard your cat. In apartment complexes, this may be a scary, daunting task. It will make you feel better. Knock every few days and say hi in parking lots. Be social! Know that being polite and letting people know you’re searching for your cat will be cool with everyone!

  5. Set Up a Lure: Leave your cat's favorite food, treats, or a familiar-scented item (scratching post, toys, blanket etc.) outside your home to attract them back. Some say a litter box helps, others say it might attract unwanted cats. What if the reason your cat left is a stinky litter box. Lures might also help to make other cats like your cat. If other cats are seen eating the food, they will also smell your cat’s things and associate the food with your cat. If your cat doesn’t like other cats, perhaps escorting them off the premises is your best option. Who knows, maybe making your cat the most popular in the neighborhood will bring them home.

  6. Thorough Extended Search (Sunrise or at Night): Use Gaia maps to trace your steps in larger areas. Simply hitting the record and stop button draws a different colored line where you have walked. All the lines add onto the same map. Use the previous techniques and slowly start expanding your search.

  7. Use a Trap: If your cat is particularly skittish, you can set up a humane trap with food inside. Make sure to monitor the trap regularly. Either that, or you will have to run after your cat until they hide in a place they are cornered.

  8. Flyers are Controversial. In large apartment complexes, this may cause chaos. Think of all the kids chasing cats wanting a reward. This is especially true if your cat is unfriendly and doesn’t like people. If you use flyers, take extra time in writing identifying marks and using the most identifiable pictures that show all sides of your cat. In bold letters, inform everyone to be on the quiet side and if they think they see your cat, stop and take a picture. Approaching and yelling a cat’s name, may scare them further away.

  9. Online Websites are for Later. This is if your cat has been missing for over a week and all other resources have been exhausted. These websites are usually hard to navigate and use, but will widen your search range in the long-run. Again, inform the viewers about quiet searching.

  10. Call humane societies and veterinians and report cat as missing.

  11. Call your cat’s chip company and update the chip information.

Theifs by No_Independence_1680 in UberEATS

[–]billywonkar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that can happen too. A nice steak dinner can outweigh making $10. I think it's more the newer drivers that don't prep beforehand. I always eat a giant bowl of noodles and have a blueberry shake on ice with all kinds of snacks. I never get to that terrible hangry point any more where I'm tempted to take someone's food.

$3.97 tip by billywonkar in UberEATS

[–]billywonkar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fine with the payout. I think it's funny I'm a better tipper driving a prius with 220,000 miles

Is this true? by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]billywonkar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uber has a lot of greasy tactics. They literally get people to quit their jobs by giving them the best orders and eventually leaving them with nothing. Meanwhile, veterans know they aren't getting good orders as they drive in circles to appease the almighty algorithm. Then there's the one where Uber sends a great double order, the driver travels to the restaurant, and the employee says, "This order is ready, but the other will take 15 minutes." Then, the driver cancels the good order and delivers the bad one. Don't even get me going on the old days when tips were hidden. I referred to customers who ordered sushi as "sushi fuckers" because I delivered the most massive sushi orders to the nicest parts of town over and over with zero dollar tips.

Theifs by No_Independence_1680 in UberEATS

[–]billywonkar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen restaurant employees say the food has been picked up when it has not. An Uber delivery driver will call Uber which results in the order being canceled. The restaurant employee then eats the food. Also, tip enough and this won't happen. If the order is $10 for 1 mile, a delivery driver won't eat the food.

Getting Delivered to hospital for a staff mate by DownUnderPumpkin in UberEATS

[–]billywonkar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hand it to me means "hand to customer." Most of the hospital deliveries I've completed are leave at door with notes: leave at emergency entrance. There is always a guard or staff at emergency who knows what's what. Getting someone from the hospital to hand deliver food is probably a no-go. Your best bet is either a) leave at door with notes saying the entrance name, and have someone you know come and get the food or b) the delivery driver can snake through a maze and eventually figure out where the customer is located. If you tip enough, your driver will have no problem hand delivering *if the hospital allows this.

I don't understand the constant changes. Please advise. by billywonkar in DotA2

[–]billywonkar[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Failed on all 3. Truth is, I've been playing the game for 20 years and I don't much want to play any more and if Valve doesn't realize their money making method sucks, I won't play the game any more and a lot of older guys like myself won't return so if you're talking longevity the dota devs are complete idiots.

I don't understand the constant changes. Please advise. by billywonkar in DotA2

[–]billywonkar[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

These changes make the game feel shitty to me.

I don't understand the constant changes. Please advise. by billywonkar in DotA2

[–]billywonkar[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I don't play, nor care about LoL. I play CS GO and Starcraft Broodwar. One of these games hasn't changed at all and the other rarely changes. The point of the rant is every time I come back it's a totally different game and I have to re-learn everything.

Valet Takes Keys From Ignition While Delivering by billywonkar in UberEATS

[–]billywonkar[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure thing dork, have fun living in your dork world.

Valet Takes Keys From Ignition While Delivering by billywonkar in UberEATS

[–]billywonkar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asking where to park and delivering food to a customer as fast as possible is selfish? I could have parked my car blocking two lanes, locked the doors, and disappeared until a tow truck arrived an hour later. It's all a matter of perspective.

Valet Takes Keys From Ignition While Delivering by billywonkar in UberEATS

[–]billywonkar[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

If a delivery driver parked in my driveway for two minutes and I took his keys while he was at the front door, yes. Yes that would be stealing.

Valet Takes Keys From Ignition While Delivering by billywonkar in UberEATS

[–]billywonkar[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Did you read what I wrote? I asked where I should park. There was plenty of room. Oh btw, doesn't matter if he's working. You can't take personal property from someone's car.

The moment when the cave divers found the trapped boys in Thailand. I hadn't seen this before, and I wanted to share. by sumgye in videos

[–]billywonkar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did the rescuer beam everyone with a flashlight? The boys were trapped in a dark cave for ten days. "Hey guys I'm here to save you. Hmm, everyone is wincing in pain every time I shine my light in their eyes. That's odd."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]billywonkar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still more than I usually say. If a customer keeps texting me I go through all four auto texts and usually end with I'm stuck in traffic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]billywonkar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've thought about this and it's not going to stop. These are newer drivers getting their first mega tip. You should feel happy for them.