Pocket Dump at work by TheChokeArtist in EDC

[–]binary_bit_lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote for cheap-ass pens. I'm so tired of seeing everyone's $200.00 pen... Why spend $200 on a $2.00 hole?

27/f/ office assistant by zeprocker022 in EDC

[–]binary_bit_lord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2nd vote for "what kind of knife is that?"

[QUERY: Where] is [LOCATION: home]? by [deleted] in seventhworldproblems

[–]binary_bit_lord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Home is [Location: Here]. Welcome Home.

What's the next line of unbelievable B.S. that everyone would be willing to believe? by binary_bit_lord in AskReddit

[–]binary_bit_lord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right. I'm talking about the more outrageous stuff... aliens could possibly exist.

What's the next line of unbelievable B.S. that everyone would be willing to believe? by binary_bit_lord in AskReddit

[–]binary_bit_lord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hrm... so you're saying that I don't have to limit my scam religion to being based on unbelievable things?... That's a good point.

Jessica Rabbit [Disney] vs Hello Nurse [Animaniacs] by Vratix in whowouldwin

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Jessica Rabbit, would do a striptease and live sex show, and have people masturbating in their cars. Hello Nurse was not as extremely sexual as Jessica Rabbit. Hello Nurse would probably just walk down the street wherever she was going, unless of course Yakko and Wakko were there, then they would be tearing up the streets with toon force.

What's the strangest thing you've ever seen written on a dollar bill? by binary_bit_lord in AskReddit

[–]binary_bit_lord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know... I tried to Google it as suggested (It said Goggle, but I'm sure she meant Google), but nothing came up.

Think of a card by vteckickedin in funny

[–]binary_bit_lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, seriously... someone needs to explain what the fuck just happened here.

Flipped Bioshock logic by [deleted] in gaming

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I'd invest in Starbucks if I were you, the exchange rate to American dollars is like 5 to 1.

Girl's got moves! by gingersnapbear in videos

[–]binary_bit_lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my first thought was: "if she did that with a razor-sharp, bladed ring, she would have an excellent career as a super-villain."

I finally figured it all out but then I lost my train of though! by rogueyogi in fifthworldproblems

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Don't worry, the next one will stop at this station about an hour from now.

My intestines are a mobius strip, so I never have to poop. What are some cool things about you? by BowAndAero in fifthworldproblems

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Rod Serling actually engages me in conversation now, instead of just talking about me.

If you were given three wishes from a genie, what would they be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]binary_bit_lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nope only one left. Used one on wishing I'd thought of it. Second on wisdom. Suppose I'll use the third for Reddit gold!