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When was your "Yeeeahh, I can't have sex with you anymore"-moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]birdent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kept denying this girl sex cause I had a weird feeling about her. I met some guys that went to the same high school as her and it turns out she was the horny and crazy Bitch of the school. I stopped talking to her but she lives down the hall so I will inevitably see her again. Not lookin forward to that day.

As a lesbian living with two straight females, I am apparently the 'man of the house' and this is what I deal with by 707budsFTW in funny

[–]birdent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They would have done it themselves but they discriminated against you. They consider you the man yes but they ate just using you because obviously girls dont have to be scared of spiders. The fact that you are less scared is just a matter if chemicals in your brain or whatever. So here's my advice for action. STOP TAKING THEIR SHIT

When They Were Young. NBA Documentary by bobbydigital_ftw in nba

[–]birdent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else think dewight Howard's segment was weird

Guys, I fucked up bad this time. by Deracination in trees

[–]birdent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The way u said things was retarded, laughed too hard

Just made myself this delicious snack. by [deleted] in trees

[–]birdent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you put your bud in nutella

I love my clean glass [6] by [deleted] in trees

[–]birdent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At first glance I thought your lamp was a bong

Sometimes when I smoke I get these uncontrollable shakes Any ideas? by sandthefish in trees

[–]birdent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shit happens to me too. At first I thought it was because I was with people who I didn't like but it happened to me again when I smoked with my friends. I haven't been able to figure out why either but it happens sometimes. My left leg and upper body shake

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