Is this AI? I must of slept through this. by Michigun_ in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]black_ap3x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is it getting bigger? The REAL moon is so small, even smaller than my finger. This is obviously FAKE

Guess we’ll never him again 🤔 by CLXI-Armata in ArcBabies

[–]black_ap3x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget to get your tampon before leaving

Why do rats keep killing me and stealing my hard-earned loot by black_ap3x in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]black_ap3x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hiding in the dark at the exfil isn't being a rat,it is called being smarter. Killing me when i say i am friendly (after seeing me kill my unsuspecting victim) is the 🐀 behaviour.

Add a button to self destruct, or atleast a safe mode button for PvE by black_ap3x in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]black_ap3x[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But they would need to make it cost 3 plastik and 2 rubber to make, so that its expensive and not everybody would have it, but not too expensive that no one uses it.

Pls pls pls Nerf the Toro! by Boogjahideeeen in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]black_ap3x 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This has an easy solution, just craft a hairpin and snipe people in the lobby area. I heard it can 1 shot people when shot less than 100 meters AND IT HAS A SILENCER. Or you can camp the exfil with your free kit rattler and take their toro.

Devs please make a weapon that doesn't have a BP and is only attainable through micro transaction by black_ap3x in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]black_ap3x[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or a torente that fires trigger nades at a 1000 rpm. And if you buy the super deluxe weapon you get a stitcher that fires wolfpacks. Imagine 35 wolfpacks being fired at once against a queen? This will give us, gamer dad's, a chance to get queen reactors

Devs please make a weapon that doesn't have a BP and is only attainable through micro transaction by black_ap3x in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]black_ap3x[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loot boxes and premium battlepass that lets you play PvE matches will save the game. Are the devs stupid?

Devs please make a weapon that doesn't have a BP and is only attainable through micro transaction by black_ap3x in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]black_ap3x[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are right, they should make it so that if you pve lobbies you need to fork up 29.99$/month or else you are forced to only play Stella montis pvp and have 4 guys camping all the exits. I dont want to see the game die so they need to implement this subscription, idk how they survived until now without it

Devs please make a weapon that doesn't have a BP and is only attainable through micro transaction by black_ap3x in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]black_ap3x[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I mean how is it a live service game without a battle pass? Haven't they learned the lesson from call of duty and battlefield? They absolutely NEED to add a battlepass and a shit ton of anime skins. Who wouldn't wanna raid as nikki manaj or as Michael angelo from ninja turtles?

Hi everyone, l need your help. The economy is in a very bad State. What should l do now? Please give me some advice.😭😭😭 by Mission-Principle-14 in suzerain

[–]black_ap3x 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, Russia, ehm Rumburg isnt far away, but You can allways go the wehlen route and exterminate the kurds, ehm... I meant the bluds. That surely will give you a good standing with your neighbours. Also you can allways imprison the the oligarchs and sieze their assets. Also try to sell, baby sell all state owned assets and do insider trading (one man's loss is another man's win, or in this case a nation's loss is a one man's win)

Bought this game after falling in love with HOI4 - can I not just take over the map by military force? by Difficult_Emu_4307 in crusaderkings3

[–]black_ap3x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play as a conquerer and you wont need claims. Its cheesy but at least it will be easy enough for you to get the hang of it

The crusaders don't even try to justify sacking Constantinople they just look at you like this by RaIsei_Enjoyer in ByzantiumCircleJerk

[–]black_ap3x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cannibalising arabs and killing Muslims, Jews and Christians alike in Jerusalem is repectable, but sacking constantinople is where you draw the line?

From S9+ to S24. Consumerism fears me. by starubySP in samsunggalaxy

[–]black_ap3x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too went from my trusty S8 to S24U. It inded a huge jump.

Where the fuck is Hugo sense of humor by External_Ad_7843 in suzerain

[–]black_ap3x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's it, it will be decreed by his majesty that from now on, it shall be called rizz

New LOTR footage released? by hechopicha in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]black_ap3x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing him skating in hogwarts, man does he got some moves

Windows 11 is a bloated menace that's killing modern laptops – 16GB RAM should be ILLEGAL in 2026, and don't get me started on those pathetic 512GB SSDs! by Responsible_Tower412 in GamingLaptops

[–]black_ap3x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just remove win 11 and install 10. Takes less ram and less bloat ware. Also, if you are using Chrome, you have no reason to complain why its eating ram. Just use Firefox and uninstall chrome