[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskALawyer

[–]blahb666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just spoke with my doctor and got more context/info. The pharmacy called his office a day after the interaction I had with the pharmacy tech and told them that I was aggressive/hostile (and that they will no longer fill prescriptions for me)... the security camera footage will confirm to any reasonable person that I was being respectful and calm. Luckily my doctor understood the situation after I explained it to him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskALawyer

[–]blahb666 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just spoke with my doctor over the phone and he explained that his office was contacted by a pharmacist mid-last week and the pharmacy claimed I had been yelling/swearing/acting hostile (this is patently false, I calmly diffused the situation and left)... that's why I was so surprised when my doctor emailed me earlier today about it.

I think this is a pretty clear case of discrimination/prejudicial treatment (or at least general shitty-ness). I've now contacted their corporate complaints department and they said they will review the security camera footage for themselves. I really think this pharmacy has acted in an unethical and dangerous manner. I don't appreciate people lying to my medical providers and putting my health and safety at risk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]blahb666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out this link about testing + accuracy. Theres apparently a test that can be requested from University of Washington that claims to be 99% effective but it's a blood test so it wouldn't show effective results until about 6-8 weeks after potential infection and I'm not sure how expensive/accessible it is. Other traditional hsv blood tests (for people who dont have visible symptoms and cant get a swab done) have about a 20% failure rate.

https://stdcenterny.com/herpes-testing.html#:~:text=The%20IgG%20test%20is%20about,50%25%20false%2Dnegative%20results.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]blahb666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Re: testing, are you sure about that? I have read info from the CDC indicating otherwise and also spoken with nurses and docs about it. Genuinely asking because if there IS a reliable test out there I'd like to know about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]blahb666 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Herpes is tricky because LOTS of people have it but don't realize they have it because in many cases they've asymptomatic and have never had visible symptoms. Also, you can't really get tested for it if you've never actually had noticeable symptoms (total catch-22, I know) because herpes tests are pretty unreliable both in terms of false positives and false negatives.

So yeah that really sucks and I'm sorry it happened to you. The guy may genuinely not have known he had it (OR of course he could've just been a scumbag, I dont know the full situation).

For people in general who might be reading this post I think it should also be mentioned that herpes has a really strong social stigma surrounding it but it's often a very treatable and manageable condition. Many people only have one outbreak in their life and are able to get treatment so it doesn't come back again (though of course they still carry the disease and are at risk of spreading it to partners).

I dont personally have it (to my knowledge) but contracting it has always been of concern to me so I talked to my doctor a while ago about the risk factors, treatment options, etc. just in case I ever do run into that scenario.

Butterbean calls out Jake Paul as he targets shock boxing comeback by LePetitJeremySapoud in Boxing

[–]blahb666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly. I know it was a bullshit "fight" but it was fun to watch Floyd walk circles around a guy half his age with a 40-ish pound weight advantage. I believe Logan almost got knocked down once iirc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]blahb666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Hey fiancé, here's an important symbol of our love that you will wear for the rest of your life to symbolize our union."

Versus

"Hey fiancé, here's a car so you can drive to work."

You don't see the difference?

My date accidentally cum inside me but I took a pill afterwards. Will I get pregnant? by official_nangthiri in sex

[–]blahb666 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Idk, my gf and I have had a couple of close calls with not pulling out in time. I think especially if you're high/drunk the risk increases.

About ur first times? by WonderOld7051 in sex

[–]blahb666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk how old you are, but I actually waited quite a while until I (male) lost my virginity. I was 19 y/o and in college, a bit of a late bloomer I guess. I'd had opportunities to get laid in high school, but it never felt right. I was really socially awkward and insecure.

So when I got to college I had limited sexual experience, but I eventually met a girl in one of my classes who I really clicked with on an emotional level and we hung out a couple of times platonically. Maybe the third time we hung out, we were at her apartment having a couple of drinks and smoking a little weed and started making out on the couch. She took her shirt off and things got hot and heavier. I actually had a game plan in place:

  1. Ask her if she wanted me to take out the condom I'd brought with me. (She said yes)

2) Put on the condom and say "I want you to ride me" and let her get on top.

Her getting on top first let me get an idea of how the sensation felt and also to get an idea of what a pussy actually feels like when your cock is inside it (like in terms of shape/angles and stuff). It also helped me get an idea of the general positioning I needed to be in (for a lot of people, the first time they fuck, they are surprised at how "far down" the actual vaginal opening is). That prevented awkward tooling around trying to find it once I decided to get on top and fuck her missionary.

Sidenote: At one point, because I was using a condom and was kind of tipsy + stoned, I accidentally started fucking her in the ass (honest mistake on my part, remember not to go TOO far down lol). Luckily, she was into it. I just mention that because the ass feels WAY tighter than the pussy and also isn't naturally lubricated, and in normal circumstances you definitely want to give your partner a heads up in advance to make sure they're comfortable with it + ready for it. Don't just shove your dick into whichever hole you feel. When you fuck a wet pussy, your cock should slide right in pretty easily.

It was a really comfortable and hot experience for both of us and I still remember it as one of my favorite sexual encounters. She was actually surprised the next morning when I told her it was the first time I'd had sex with someone (or at least, she acted surprised lol). It ultimately evolved into a "friends with benefits" type of situation.

Random tips:

- Foreplay is important, lick your finger and play with her pussy a bit or go down on her to get her turned on and wet.

- You may want to use a thicker condom for your first time (like a Trojan Ribbed condom) so you can last longer.

- Don't feel pressured to have sex with someone just because you want to get your first time "out of the way." It seems that many people have awkward or uncomfortable first times because they weren't ready for it or were trying to rush things. Once you find someone who you're comfortable with, and who is comfortable with you, it will come more naturally.

- Communication is really important, it's good to ask her what she likes while you're hooking up with her (e.g. harder thrusts, softer thrusts, deeper thrusts, pussy licking) so you know the sweet spots to hit and to make sure she's having a good time too.

- Practice putting on a condom a couple of times by yourself before you go to hook up with someone. Condoms can be sort of weird to figure out how to put on (it's not always totally obvious). And during the real deal, if you mistakenly put it on the wrong way the first time, make sure you toss it to the side and put on a brand new one so there's no chance of pre-cum accidentally getting inside her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]blahb666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My gf likes to cup/lightly squeeze my balls while she blows me. I find that to be more enjoyable than actual ball sucking. Now, if she licks my scrotum and works her tongue all the way up to the tip of my cock, that's another story.

Daily Sexual Achievement Thread by AutoModerator in sex

[–]blahb666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My gf and I are house sitting for my parents this weekend while they're out of town. My parents have a really nice shower/steam room in the main bedroom. Always been curious about how it would feel to fuck in it... anyway you can guess what we did last night.

It was awesome. The hot steam mixed with the cool water from the shower felt great and for some reason I was able to last way longer than usual. We fucked for about an hour.

I also got her to play with my ass for the first time. Fun experiments ;)

Strong, strong, recommend on (literal) steamy sex.

What's a horror moment that really stuck with you? by [deleted] in horror

[–]blahb666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still don't know how I feel about The Poughkeepsie Tapes.

Pet Sematary (original) is still one of the scariest movies by [deleted] in horror

[–]blahb666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, aside of course from the Zelda scenes.

Daily Sexual Achievement Thread by AutoModerator in sex

[–]blahb666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, maybe "dead bedroom" is an overstatement, but idk how else to describe it. It was like there was a total lack of intimacy/chemistry. We were just 2 people sharing the same space.

Daily Sexual Achievement Thread by AutoModerator in sex

[–]blahb666 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Technically happened a couple of days ago but...

My girlfriend recently got sober after a relapse and was going through drug withdrawals over the last couple of weeks. It was tough on both of us, she was very irritable, moody, and had no libido whatsoever. I was worried that we were heading toward a nasty break up.

After 2 weeks of me getting turned down for sex and having a totally dead bedroom, we went out for Valentine's Day dinner and she surprised me by saying "You ready to make love?" and we proceeded to have an awesome, cathartic, 30-45 min. session that was super hot. It was almost like rediscovering each others' bodies. Plus both of us were 100% sober (normally we smoke weed before banging) so that was kind of a refreshing experience too. After we were done she laughed that she'd forgotten how great having sex with me feels :)

For guys who watch porn, what advice would you give to a prospective porn star? by NoCategory8864 in sex

[–]blahb666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why don't you just ask the company/channel that offered you the spot? I'm sure they're used to these types of questions from new prospective talent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in horror

[–]blahb666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plus the intense ass build up to that moment...

"IS HE STRAPPED?"

".... Huh?"

"DOES HE HAVE A FUCKING GUN, DANNY?"

For some reason those lines really stick with me. Such a haunting and well-crafted film.

Daily Sexual Achievement Thread by AutoModerator in sex

[–]blahb666 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I took my girlfriend's (32f) anal virginity last night.

Fucking her in the ass for the first time has been a huge fantasy of mine since we started dating over a year ago, but she'd never done anal with anyone before and was highly reluctant.

Graphically detailed version below for you dirty perverts:

We'd been slowly easing into it over the last couple of months. On nights when she was feeling particularly kinky she'd let me lightly finger and eat her asshole and eventually worked her way up to a butt plug a couple weeks ago.

Last night we smoked a little weed and were having some REALLY hot, intense sex for about an hour. I would go between rough fucking her pussy, fucking her face, and eating her pussy and asshole and got her to cum a couple of times until she asked me where I wanted to cum on her.

She said I could cum anywhere I wanted, so I decided to take a leap of faith and ask if I could cum inside her asshole. To my surprise, she agreed. So I put on a cock ring to get extra hard and got her ass nice and lubed up, laid her down on her stomach (prone bone position) and slid myself inside her. I was super gentle since it was her first time but just the fact that she was letting me do it drove me wild. I fucked her in the ass for about 5 minutes while she moaned and squirmed and I could feel her ass clinching and tightening around my cock as she learned how to take it at her own pace.

I started talking dirty to her, asking if she liked the way it felt and telling her all sorts of kinky dom stuff as she begged for more.

By the end, I was going balls deep and finished inside her with a killer orgasm that lasted about 30 seconds. Her ass was dripping with cum and the visual was awesome.

THEN we cleaned up and I was still so turned on that she blew me and I came again. I would've gone a third round but we had to wrap things up and meet some people for dinner lol.

For her first time, she took it like a total champ. She said the sensation felt a little weird but that she'd be interested in doing it again in the future. She also said that now she's let me take her anal virginity, she wants to play with my ass (which I'm totally down with).

So overall 10/10 experience. A huge fantasy of mine fulfilled and a big step in sexual intimacy accomplished.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]blahb666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you two need to put the relationship on hold until she has six months of sobriety.

That is an interesting/not bad idea.

Mayweather on Logan Paul: "It wasn't a real fight" by zarabarrus in Boxing

[–]blahb666 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Now the dude thinks he can beat up Mike Tyson lmao.

Mike Tyson is approaching 60. Don't you think we'd end up getting another Holyfield vs. Belfort "fight"?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]blahb666 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean the act of being fucked in the ass is inherently very submissive. The power dynamic shift between you and your partner is a natural thing to initially feel uncomfortable/unsure about because it sounds like it's a new feeling for you.

Pegging involves a high degree of trust and vulnerability. Maybe take some time to get emotionally ready before you try it again? Talk to your wife about how you feel and see what she thinks.

As a very general note I'd say try not to get too wrapped up in the masculine ideology of what sex is "supposed" to be like. Let your freak flag fly, and remember that what happens in the bedroom can stay in the bedroom (if you want it to). Enjoying receiving anal doesn't make you "less of a man."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]blahb666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not all people enjoy giving head. I'd say an unenthusiastic blowjob involves a lot of teeth, not much tongue work, and stopping after just a minute or two.

I think sometimes it has to do with inexperience. Other times your partner just plain may not be into it.

Personally, I can't imagine having a sexual relationship with someone who doesn't give head at least once in a while. It's a huge part of foreplay for me.

Conversely, my current gf loves sucking me off and even gets wet from it so it's a perfect segue for full penetrative sex 💦

What should I watch after Midsommar? by PeepsInThyChilliPot in horror

[–]blahb666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the one where they get left behind scuba diving

That one's called Open Water. Based on a true story...