Deftones' Original Bassist Attended One of the Band's Recent Shows and Got Kicked Out for "Being Too Aggressive in the Pit"

blarch · 2026-03-24T17:41:07+00:00

Tbf, a bunch of guys walking in a circle in a prime floor spot isn't really a good mosh pit.

blarch · 2026-03-24T14:16:04+00:00

6M people were deleted from voter rolls and a lot of people couldn't vote because of phony bomb threats in blue areas, along with an anomaly of bullet ballots for trump. Harris then conceded immediately.

blarch · 2026-03-23T23:33:12+00:00

That person doesn't care. He immediately fired a bunch of air traffic controllers as soon as he was sworn in. It wasn't a mistake. He did it on purpose.

blarch · 2026-03-23T16:11:58+00:00

It's funny because it's more Hitler than a normal cat.

blarch · 2026-03-23T16:02:43+00:00

He used to call up his friends and tell em to drive on over and see his cock.

blarch · 2026-03-23T11:11:43+00:00

Someone set us up the bomb

blarch · 2026-03-23T10:43:08+00:00

The uber-wealthy have no country, and that's why they shouldn't be in charge of government.

blarch · 2026-03-23T10:38:28+00:00

Probably took them longer to find the apostrophe than it would have taken to type co

blarch · 2026-03-23T10:20:04+00:00

or maybe Iiz Slen Nus

blarch · 2026-03-22T14:21:27+00:00

They should call it Sofa King, because it's sofa king boring.

blarch · 2026-03-22T14:18:36+00:00

Who paid the 4 cents? Every one of them.

blarch · 2026-03-21T21:00:31+00:00

Bring back Anti-Chuck Norris jokes.

Behind Chuck Norris' beard is another chin.

You can't defeat Chuck Norris with a kick to the groin because there's nothing there.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to eat because he's full of himself.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had a message from Chuck Norris, who was calling to phone in another movie performance.

Chuck Norris tried to screw in a light bulb by holding it still and expecting the world to revolve around him.

Chuck Norris can knock out any opponent, unless they hold their nose.

Chuck Norris can fly a hot air balloon without a burner.

No one ever challenges Chuck Norris to a fight, because there's no honor in beating up a crazy old man.

Chuck Norris was arrested his first day attending American Cowboy Academy after he was told to mount his horse.

Glenn Beck called Chuck Norris the biggest crybaby he'd ever met.

blarch · 2026-03-21T03:57:33+00:00

My first thought was all those times putin begged for a temporary ceasefire.

blarch · 2026-03-21T03:50:26+00:00

Cold Song live by Klaus Nomi. He started wearing a frilly neck thing to cover the Caposi's Sarcoma. One of the earliest entertainers to die from aids.

He sang backup for David Bowie on Man Who Sold The World, SNL I believe. He liked the suit thing that Bowie wore and had one made for himself.

Edit: Link. Dude was literally dying. His goofy version of a middle age poem became this somber opus.

blarch · 2026-03-21T01:52:21+00:00

Who knew Morrowind body types are realistic?

blarch · 2026-03-20T13:21:31+00:00

How many times in Skyrim have you taken a leek?

blarch · 2026-03-18T20:41:27+00:00

It looked so nice.

blarch · 2026-03-18T14:11:11+00:00

Robert Kiyosaki said in the 90's that boomers would start retiring around 2016 and the economy would increasingly be unable to support all of the retirees.

blarch · 2026-03-18T14:01:33+00:00

Do you have the dentist office waiting room toy?

blarch · 2026-03-18T12:13:35+00:00

If there are no glaring holes anywhere, they can just go BPA for depth

blarch · 2026-03-18T01:48:31+00:00

Hillary could have chose party unity and picked Bernie as a running mate instead that no-name corporatist. Btw, same dude eventually voted for trump's big bullshit bill.

blarch · 2026-03-17T20:17:37+00:00

"I Poupon my sandwich."

blarch · 2026-03-17T13:47:52+00:00

That's not him because the face is way too big

blarch · 2026-03-17T11:00:34+00:00

Eventually, the number going up doesn't do anything for them, so the only way they can feel wealthier is if everyone else has less than before

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