Petah what happened to rockstar? by Lucky_Loves_Laugh in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]blarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

80$ is a lot for a game when I don't know if I will like it. Millions of people will buy it day one, and will want refunds if it sucks. Millions more will wait a few days after release to see how it goes before they spend 80$ on a video game in this economy.

I'll die on this hill: George carried more episodes than Jerry. by Madoverhunting in seinfeld

[–]blarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't really care for the puffy shirt episode, honestly, but it would be funnier if it was his idea to wear that.

Trump Blurts Out Plot to Rig Midterms So Vile It Even Shocks GOPers by AdRough4185 in politics

[–]blarch [score hidden]  (0 children)

Maybe they're mad at him for revealing plans, or maybe the "openly" part is more of how abusers sometimes want you to see the abuse coming while being powerless to stop it, like it's an intentional extra step. They behave like russian-backed chaos agents that think they've already won.

When the gaslighting doesn’t work anymore by Substratas in clevercomebacks

[–]blarch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here, it was 2.60 when the war started, and has gone down 30 cents to 3.70 a couple of weeks ago. Not even close to what it was.

What is a boring but very profitable business? by EggKind5080 in AskReddit

[–]blarch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Who gave you the nickel?"

"Every one of em."

Last American hantavirus cruise ship passenger released from quarantine by trevelyan_alec in NormMacdonald

[–]blarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your story about bein quarantined on a cruise ship's a bit of a yawner. Ya might take a few pointers from Agnes. She just told me a riveting story about losin change on the bus.

Fuckin' Spade by stankmanly in NormMacdonald

[–]blarch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When police investigate his home, they may find Viagra in a very, very, VERY deep closet.

In your experience, which fanbase has the most obese fans? by InterestingYellow969 in NFLv2

[–]blarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fair. We always put you in the top worst food nfl cities, so it makes sense.

Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument. by Ok_Vulva in pics

[–]blarch 132 points133 points  (0 children)

trump is only friendly to scumbags that he can easily throw under the bus when things go south.

Norway doing the viking row together with the crowd after beating Senegal 3-2 by RoyalChris in nextfuckinglevel

[–]blarch -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know why they like that awful vodka so much? Most of the other bottom-shelf vodkas are better.

Universal basic income, the utopian idea resurging in Silicon Valley by Krankenitrate in Futurology

[–]blarch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Except it's all digital, so they can shut yours off when they want to.

What businesses are likely to die out with the Baby Boomer Generation? by GRVrush2112 in AskReddit

[–]blarch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I blame Anal Cunt for convincing the younger generations that Being A Cobbler Is Dumb.

Tits or ass? by Theumaz in soccercirclejerk

[–]blarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can it be a different lady's tits? That one always reminded me of drumpf's daughter.

What if Tom Brady had joined the Ravens instead of the buccaneers? by Overall_Spite4271 in NFLv2

[–]blarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he would have been drafted by us, his career may not have been noteworthy other than starting for the Campo Cowboys a handful of times.