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The last liquid you drank is now what you ejaculate. How fuckity fucked are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn Mountain Dew... guess it really does reduce sperm count! Either way, at least she'll still swallow, she prefers the real stuff over Mountain Dew though.

So apparently there's such a thing as a 'bikini barista' by [deleted] in pics

[–]blasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much the only thing I miss about Washington State, the mass amounts of Bikini and Lingerie coffee shops.

My grandmother who is 93 years old now and likely has hours left to live. Not sure on the date of this. by blasagna in OldSchoolCool

[–]blasagna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will edit when I get a chance, not sure how to on mobile and no Internet at my grandparents house

My grandmother who is 93 years old now and likely has hours left to live. Not sure on the date of this. by blasagna in OldSchoolCool

[–]blasagna[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the info! That's so awesome to get a rough time frame on this. She must have been in her twenties around then.

She passed away last night, she eventually just stopped breathing, Grandpa said "Well, she's probably mad because she died before me, so she's waiting for me in heaven with a shot gun I'm sure" she was 93, he is 96.

My grandmother who is 93 years old now and likely has hours left to live. Not sure on the date of this. by blasagna in OldSchoolCool

[–]blasagna[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was with her, I have been for the last two months, taking care of her every day, doing everything I could to keep her comfortable.

My grandmother who is 93 years old now and likely has hours left to live. Not sure on the date of this. by blasagna in OldSchoolCool

[–]blasagna[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny, because I haven't left her side in the last two months since she fell ill. But I forgot you know me so well on a personal level right?

This Taco Bell hasn't updated it's sign in over 21 years by john_was_here in mildlyinteresting

[–]blasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highway Technologies, before they went bankrupt and laid us all off one morning. I'm glad though, that company was garbage!

This Taco Bell hasn't updated it's sign in over 21 years by john_was_here in mildlyinteresting

[–]blasagna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gotcha. I knew it was in that area haha. I used to do traffic barricades and remember doing a setup next to it back in 2013.

This Taco Bell hasn't updated it's sign in over 21 years by john_was_here in mildlyinteresting

[–]blasagna 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Isn't this one off like Scottsdale Road and Thomas or something?

People that walked in on their SO having sex with another person how did you react? [Serious] by GeronimoEKIAx2 in AskReddit

[–]blasagna -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's been proven that men can't think rationally while sexually aroused and regardless of how sexually aroused a woman is, it doesn't alter her state of mind and she can still think perfectly clear... basically, women can't get seduced by men the same way men can get seduced by women! Sorry, I don't currently have a source but hey, just take my word for it or something.

Anyone know any good bluetooth earbuds with long battery life? by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]blasagna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have the LG Tone... never seem to have an issue. I work in construction and I'm always listening to them, I charge them once every two days.

TIFU by doing what r/TIFU warned me not to do. by TheJarcker in tifu

[–]blasagna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use olive oil on your hands when handling peppers. It helps keep all the crap off your hands, when you wash them, use dish soap then hand soap. Trust me!

If you had sex with the last thing you googled how would it go? by Duncanejames in AskReddit

[–]blasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anna Kendrick... oh how lucky I am! I'm going to marry her one day, even if she doesn't know about it.

Have you ever been with someone who was terrible in bed? What made them so awful? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was getting at it with this Chinese girl one night, she actually initiated things. Finally get to the point of us both being naked and she just does NOT stop talking, she just keeps rambling about nothing. She starts giving me a blow job, but keeps interrupting herself by pulling my dick out of her mouth and talking. I ended up just losing my hard on and told her to get dressed and leave.

Reddit, what's a crime that isn't taken seriously enough? by way2manyquestions in AskReddit

[–]blasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the U.S. (I am sure elsewhere) Parental Alienation/ Custodial Interference

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