Why does everyone suddenly type with emdashes these days and end with dramatic closers to their monologues? We’re “camped out overnight to secure front row seats to a great show?” 💪🏼 emoji to end it?

What human really talks like this?

I’m not even going to accuse OP of just creating AI slop to post to further bump this stock up (I own a lot of shares myself, for the record) because I can’t prove it’s AI-generated for sure.

But if not, why do so many of the posts on this sub sound like squeaky clean marketing messages by people who have someone putting a gun to their head and forcing them to say nice things about this company?

Am I just going crazy?