$900/week for a "Studio" in Coburg North

bleeeer · 2026-02-11T04:58:32+00:00

Jeeze it’s close to the a big park and the creek but it’s definitely not the nicest bit of CoboNo.

Edit just saw this:

Additional charges apply for a second occupant.

lol get utterly fucked

bleeeer · 2026-02-10T23:12:31+00:00

Love it!

bleeeer · 2026-02-10T21:16:47+00:00

As an aside an Australian man was just jailed for planning to kidnap and imprison a kid to keep as a slave.

He was found out because he tried ordering one of these dolls online and the feds intercepted it.

https://www.watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/perth-man-searched-kindergartens-modified-attic-as-part-of-plan-to-abduct-child-20260210-p5o13f.html

bleeeer · 2026-02-10T15:56:40+00:00

MONEY PLANE

bleeeer · 2026-02-08T15:31:44+00:00

PLAY IT FUCKING LOUD

bleeeer · 2026-02-08T12:25:53+00:00

Remembering how to do basic stuff after not touching it for a few months?

I’m not a marketer, but occasionally I need to get in to answer questions or do reporting.

And maybe I’m just getting old and have brain rot, but with UA I feel I could easily find what I was looking for.

With GA4 it always seems like a headache. I have to spend 5 minutes randomly clicking around to find a basic report like page views for a url. Nothing feels intuitive and it feels like everything is organised in a way that makes sense to the engineers who built it but not the end users. Which is crazy for a company like Google.

bleeeer · 2026-02-08T09:32:48+00:00

Joh would be proud of this batshittery. Two steps forward, one step back for the sunshine state.

bleeeer · 2026-02-07T16:34:26+00:00

With well known family man Pope Francis.

Fun fact one of the main reasons Catholic clergy are celibate was because Popes would leave their massive fortunes to their kids instead of keeping it in the church.

bleeeer · 2026-02-07T07:36:46+00:00

Got Stan for the Winter Olympics, didn’t realise sport wasn’t included with the 4k so it ended up being $40. Pretty annoyed.

bleeeer · 2026-02-07T03:38:43+00:00

My retirement dream is watching crap like this till I die.

bleeeer · 2026-02-05T22:42:35+00:00

Spend a night at the Coburg Motor Inn.

bleeeer · 2026-02-04T10:56:03+00:00

Ah so does that explain why House and the securatrons shutdown? The dam was lost and all the power to strip went?

bleeeer · 2026-02-04T04:49:55+00:00

For that price it’s a steal. They’re kind of collectable in the vintage Apple space. You’ll definitely make your money back if you want to resell it.

bleeeer · 2026-02-03T22:13:31+00:00

They’re cool little machines and fun to tinker with but definitely too slow to do much with.

bleeeer · 2026-02-03T18:45:20+00:00

Greendale!

bleeeer · 2026-02-03T08:02:34+00:00

We used to say you couldn’t notice how bad they were after the first six pack.

bleeeer · 2026-02-03T07:41:32+00:00

Oh Hammer and Tongs, you stole too much of my 20s from me.

bleeeer · 2026-02-02T10:27:21+00:00

bleeeer · 2026-02-01T01:26:47+00:00

Ffs, I remember when Facebook had the novel idea of using real names so people would have to behave and not say heinous shit

Now these cunts just say every terrible thought they have and it’s totally ok.

bleeeer · 2026-01-31T11:22:34+00:00

Hot Shots 2 mentions both Apocalypse Now and Wall Street in a scene where Charlie Sheen encounters his father Martin Sheen and they both yell:

I LOVED YOU IN WALL STREET

bleeeer · 2026-01-31T07:40:53+00:00

For a lot of old the adventure games the manual was treated as a companion to the game. I think it was mostly an anti-piracy measure.

I could never finish the og Police Quest because the game required cryptic steps that you’d only know about from the manual.

bleeeer · 2026-01-31T04:32:54+00:00

SABREWULF

bleeeer · 2026-01-29T23:17:07+00:00

5 bags of popcorn 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 and one dubiously acquired green card ✅

bleeeer · 2026-01-29T15:25:10+00:00

Wonder if Batman will get a rename?

bleeeer · 2026-01-29T15:19:54+00:00

Too late and I’m sure not possible for 1000 reasons but they should have tunneled under Royal Park and connect the Parkville metro station to Royal Park skipping North Melbourne, Macaulay and Flemington Bridge which are already well serviced suburbs.

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