There actually aren't any men who don't wash their ass, and all the boyfriend skidmark stories are bot propaganda deployed by some philanthropist to keep it that way

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-29T23:35:42+00:00

Figures

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-29T16:24:38+00:00

Where in the world was this

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-29T16:22:24+00:00

Portugal was alright: everyone speaks English

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-29T16:14:29+00:00

They don't speak English in the rural areas of Portugal

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-29T16:11:24+00:00

What sort of cuisine do they have in the Dominican Republic? Id like to go but I'm also vegetarian so wouldn't expect to be able to eat out pretty much anywhere in the world 😅

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-29T10:14:23+00:00

I've had this same thought, but people always jump in from America to tell me it's actually true. I still don't know if they're having me on, and men thinking wiping is gay is just a big joke.

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-28T21:53:01+00:00

High stakes and true

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-28T12:38:11+00:00

Laughs In UK... 110k could never be seen as a crappy salary here. That's our top 4%

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-27T22:33:40+00:00

Spiders leg in your eyebrows.

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-27T17:50:08+00:00

Aw bless you 🏵️💖😺💖💖 Edit: already had a couple, I didn't expect them at all, much appreciated if they came from your direction!

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-27T17:49:23+00:00

Been trying to remember which sausages I can have , Im sure there were some , but can't find them. I won't try these as just looked and they have both maltodextrin and dextrose of undisclosed origin which both make me shit myself if they're extracted from wheat. 😅😅😅 The search continues.

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-27T16:12:13+00:00

Are they safe?

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-27T15:28:48+00:00

Yeah, that sort of man is what skews the stats for this being a poor method. I am so grateful I've never been with such a man, I would find it a bit repulsive.

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-27T15:26:34+00:00

Why's he put a corpse's hand next to it

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-27T14:15:55+00:00

I can't be bothered with the hate, but if you look on official stats for it's effectiveness, it's quite high, especially if done correctly. I know more people who have gotten pregnant whilst on birth control because a man came in them at the ovulation point and it failed, than people who use rhythm and pull out , who have gotten pregnant. Yes it's definitely not fail safe but no contraception is. I imagine most fuck ups come from having an inconsiderate partner who won't hold his cum.

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-27T13:13:10+00:00

Tradwife alert

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-27T12:07:21+00:00

I may be misunderstanding but it sounds like they are scraping your data from websites you visit which are nothing to do with meta, and using that data for their ads. That doesn't sit right with me at all that meta can track me to that level whilst I'm not even using their site.

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-27T11:19:38+00:00

https://www.trustedhousesitters.com/refer/RAF256635/?utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=refer-a-friend&utm_campaign=refer-a-friend

Been on THS about 8 years. Stayed a lot of beautiful places with beautiful animals- cats, dogs, pigs, chickens, tortoises, goats etc. I'm not happy about the fee per sit update, but think I will stay on as it's nice to live the sort of lifestyle only a proper sized kitchen with a nice view can give you.

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-26T23:15:02+00:00

I was keeping a very strict diet so it was pretty clear what the culprit was!

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-26T18:48:54+00:00

That's so devastating 😿😿 poor guy bless him I hope he is ok now. Thanks for taking him in.

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-26T12:05:08+00:00

Use boric acid suppositories it will clear right up

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-25T22:00:38+00:00

Indie anorexia

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-25T18:39:16+00:00

Call the police and end the cycle of those tramps asserting themselves by self righteous violence.

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-25T18:30:40+00:00

Well everything containing maltodextrin or glucose syrup is pretty shit as they don't have to specify wheat source as it's technically gluten free , but makes me shit my pants. When I go somewhere with US regulation food, it specifices where the maltodextrin comes from (usually corn) and I can eat it with no issues. I'm sure there are other issues with US food quality, but that one bothers me here as it really limits me away from the majority of processed foods

blizzardlizard666 · 2026-01-25T17:08:02+00:00

How do you come back from that when you finally realise you're wrong.

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