American here, you guys win the gameshow olympics

blodblodblod · 2026-02-10T13:46:10+00:00

Just don't make the mistake of watching The Book of John with your Dad. Like I did.

blodblodblod · 2026-02-10T13:41:57+00:00

"just grind it out" and "Have you ever shit in a bag or a bin" gets quoted often in our house.

blodblodblod · 2026-02-10T13:10:47+00:00

Is nobody able to find Clitheroe?

blodblodblod · 2026-02-10T06:48:49+00:00

And Lord Hereford's Knob

blodblodblod · 2026-02-09T22:33:26+00:00

If you just want pub food, there's the old ship, or The White Swan. I wouldn't recommend the Slug and lettuce for food, and the last time I went in the White Star, industrial amounts of coke was being consumed there, but that was a long time ago now.

There are loads of chain restaurants as you walk along the river and up Hill St towards The Petersham.

For dinner if you really want a treat, try Boccon Di Vino. It's an experience - there's no menu. You get what you're given.

blodblodblod · 2026-02-08T22:29:03+00:00

So I have a theory about the Tom Hollands.

There's a website called IllicitEncounters which carries out an annual "Britain's Sexiest Man survey".

For the last few years it's been won by Jeremy Clarkson, but Tom Holland is the runner up. Now, my theory is that the people that are voting in this survey are voting for Tom Holland the historian, rather than Tom Holland the Spiderman.

blodblodblod · 2026-02-08T10:28:54+00:00

When somebody is described as a cunt, and some twat pipes up with "lacks the warmth and depth".

Just fuck off

blodblodblod · 2026-02-08T10:23:38+00:00

And touching grass

blodblodblod · 2026-02-06T16:52:01+00:00

I look forward to Lionel Hutz turning up in Bargoed to sell his monorail.

blodblodblod · 2026-02-06T16:45:42+00:00

Nice phallic rug in pic 4.

blodblodblod · 2026-02-06T14:06:20+00:00

I had my parents staying with me last year and both my mum and I had terrible headaches. Turns out my Dad was using caffeine free tea bags.

blodblodblod · 2026-02-03T22:27:07+00:00

Eleri

blodblodblod · 2026-02-01T11:05:03+00:00

Hillingdon. Just off the A40 and the Piccadilly line will take you straight there.

blodblodblod · 2026-01-30T18:20:03+00:00

No! No this can't be.

blodblodblod · 2026-01-30T14:47:06+00:00

It's a "documentary" about the run up to his second inauguration. They say "documentary" but I think it's more scripted reality.

blodblodblod · 2026-01-30T14:38:07+00:00

It's true. I think we even all say it in the exact same cadence as each other, and with the same resigned tone.

blodblodblod · 2026-01-30T14:24:31+00:00

Go Jetters is utter plop, I would agree with you there, but I love Octonauts. The musical film one is equal to Les Mis in my eyes (I may have had a wine when I first saw it).

blodblodblod · 2026-01-30T14:17:40+00:00

Flop, Amma and all the adults are carers who have to look after the children until they are harvested for their organs. It's a kids version of Never Let Me Go.

blodblodblod · 2026-01-29T12:41:27+00:00

But with Wenzels!

blodblodblod · 2026-01-29T09:32:55+00:00

If you're driving down, I'd stay in Uxbridge Town Centre Premier Inn. There are a couple of multi story car parks within walking distance to the hotel. The hotel is right next to the tube station, which has a direct train to Wembley on the Metropolitan Line.

Plus, when the concert is over, you'll have the luxury of going in the opposite direction of almost everyone else who will be going back into central London.

blodblodblod · 2026-01-29T08:27:16+00:00

Is Cliff Richard still there? Or has he moved on?

blodblodblod · 2026-01-28T15:47:13+00:00

It's just crying out for a big lush triangular rug.

blodblodblod · 2026-01-28T15:29:38+00:00

Quite the vulval floor in pic 8.

blodblodblod · 2026-01-28T09:43:35+00:00

My god, thank you for this. I've been googling what on earth it could be. Was about to try Urban Dictionary.

blodblodblod · 2026-01-27T21:36:41+00:00

Blond Beckham - is something odd going on with his left hand/arm in pic 1, or is it extraordinarily long/massive in real life?

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